Random Image Thread XXX: Cheer up Keanu, XXX inside!

[Vuitton]

omg the miraculous conception comic is amazing

[Kumbai]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._7725039_n.jpg

[Kiro]

Ah Rupert.

[Cantih]

omg the miraculous conception comic is amazing

Here's one to get you lynched.

Spoiler: show

Let us assume that humans of yesteryear were much the same as those of today.
Teenagers are near always randy bastards, and will push the limits of anything they aren't supposed to do, even today they'll fool around as far as they can without crossing that dick in vagina line. The consequences back then were far more severe, yet somehow in 2000 years, parents haven't really grasped, that won't stop the determined, it'll just make them that more fucking cautious.

So consider this, two youths of equal indignity, hot bothered and groping. She wants it, he wants it, but she doesn't want to get rocked to death, and he doesn't want his ass handed to him by her father. So they have as much fun as they can, she gets him near the finish line, he dips the tip in as far as he dares, and boosh. Or hell, maybe he wasn't even that noble. Was gonna just push through anyway but suffered, as is common, a premature blastoff before he could get all the way in.

Either way, there's a hymen still there, and there's a load close enough to where it needs to be. Remember, even the pull out method can lead to a surprise, it only takes a little in the right place. Yes the odds to this scenario are very long, but, if there is an actual chance of something happening, give it enough repetitions and probability always rises to the value of one.

And hey, when something very, very unlikely happens, (like, being the winner of a big lotto jackpot) isn't it common to call it... a miracle?

(tbh, I'm rather surprised a pair of people in the past 50 years HASN'T sussed this shit out and exploited it to try and get some 15 minutes "look, a pregnant virgin! no test tubes or vaginoplasty either!". Hell, even with those two things in mind, there's still probably enough self-deceiving yobs around to make it work.)

[Jotaru]

...

THAT is how I'm getting rich, starting RIGHT. NOW.

Time to find me a virgin willing to get preggo minus the pain for money!

[Sqwunk]

Here's one to get you lynched.

Spoiler: show

Let us assume that humans of yesteryear were much the same as those of today.
Teenagers are near always randy bastards, and will push the limits of anything they aren't supposed to do, even today they'll fool around as far as they can without crossing that dick in vagina line. The consequences back then were far more severe, yet somehow in 2000 years, parents haven't really grasped, that won't stop the determined, it'll just make them that more fucking cautious.

So consider this, two youths of equal indignity, hot bothered and groping. She wants it, he wants it, but she doesn't want to get rocked to death, and he doesn't want his ass handed to him by her father. So they have as much fun as they can, she gets him near the finish line, he dips the tip in as far as he dares, and boosh. Or hell, maybe he wasn't even that noble. Was gonna just push through anyway but suffered, as is common, a premature blastoff before he could get all the way in.

Either way, there's a hymen still there, and there's a load close enough to where it needs to be. Remember, even the pull out method can lead to a surprise, it only takes a little in the right place. Yes the odds to this scenario are very long, but, if there is an actual chance of something happening, give it enough repetitions and probability always rises to the value of one.

And hey, when something very, very unlikely happens, (like, being the winner of a big lotto jackpot) isn't it common to call it... a miracle?

(tbh, I'm rather surprised a pair of people in the past 50 years HASN'T sussed this shit out and exploited it to try and get some 15 minutes "look, a pregnant virgin! no test tubes or vaginoplasty either!". Hell, even with those two things in mind, there's still probably enough self-deceiving yobs around to make it work.)

Isn't that technically what happened in scrubs with JD and Kim? He got her preggo from just foreplay I thought

[Izzy]

Isn't that technically what happened in scrubs with JD and Kim? He got her preggo from just foreplay I thought

Exactly the same thing lol.

[Cantih]

Wouldn't know, I never watched Scrubs. Sitcoms aren't really my thing. The last one I ever watched was Home Improvement.

[Kiro]

BRRRRRRRRUH?!

[Cantih]

I don't think so Kiro

[Kiro]

I can't make noises with text.

[ZarakiKujata]

I can't make noises with text.

it was more a HNUH-HNUH *grunt*

also fucking lol @ conception story

edit: one thing I never got about the whole conception story... usually w/ virginal brides you deflower that shit immediately... what the fuck happened there?

[Heavencloud]

http://i48.tinypic.com/f26jdc.png

well, can you?

[Pirian]

Nope, and I would kill myself if I could.

[Aksannyi]

While we're on the topic of unconventional conception methods, I just wanna point out that pulling out does not fucking work, and I have the two kids to prove it.

Not that we were totally against having kids, but while we weren't trying, we weren't not trying, either.

[Sylvrdragon]

While we're on the topic of unconventional conception methods, I just wanna point out that pulling out does not fucking work, and I have the two kids to prove it.

Not that we were totally against having kids, but while we weren't trying, we weren't not trying, either.

Best method of birth control is to tell her a fake name.

[Not Kuno]

Is this the random text thread? What the fuck are you guys doing.

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[Insanecyclone]

http://i50.tinypic.com/20f6wj9.jpg

[Cephius]

http://i50.tinypic.com/20f6wj9.jpg

winrar

[Aksannyi]

Is this the random text thread? What the fuck are you guys doing.

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