Random Image Thread XXX: Cheer up Keanu, XXX inside!

**Niiro** · 2010-07-07 01:20

disregard, I can't read

well, since I'm here anyway (huge):

Spoiler: show

**Kerberoz** · 2010-07-07 01:47

Originally Posted by Seanr

retriever and leopard

warning: extreme d'awww

Spoiler: show

**Waraji** · 2010-07-07 02:09

Cuteness Overload.

**vagus** · 2010-07-07 03:27

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1...3503806508.jpg

**Slapper** · 2010-07-07 03:32

Originally Posted by vagus

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1...3503806508.jpg

laughed more than I should have

**Nephlite** · 2010-07-07 05:35

http://i49.tinypic.com/ifpmj8.jpg

Be sure to come down Pennsylvania Avenue in the SE 702 Sector sometime doin that. I'll be sure to say what's up =)

Gotta say, epic dump was epic:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...2428080759.jpg

and

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...2426409964.jpg

Awesome

**Tellahh** · 2010-07-07 06:58

Originally Posted by Seanr

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs49/PRE/...MacDoninri.jpg

Man.. I still catch myself picturing everyday scenery like "this"..
GG Imagination^^~

**Ragnus** · 2010-07-07 08:56

Man, only been out of FFXI for a month and I already forget. The pic with sky and the four crags, it's Holld, Dem, Mea, Fei Yin, and....

I know that Sky is floating above Delkfutt's.

**Elcura** · 2010-07-07 09:01

Isn't there one in the jungle? Near Khazam?

**kuronosan** · 2010-07-07 09:30

The last crag was Delkfutt's, I thought... or Al'Taieu.

**ZarakiKujata** · 2010-07-07 09:44

it would have to be Al'Taieu no since Kazham/Altepa are just crystals and not crags.

edit: And Delkfutt's is at the middle since sky is above it. Also jesus christ its been 2 years since I quit, why the fuck do I still remember this?

**Priran** · 2010-07-07 09:55

clockwise from the upper right:

Al'taieu
Vahzl
Mea
Holla
Dem

**kuronosan** · 2010-07-07 10:43

Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata

it would have to be Al'Taieu no since Kazham/Altepa are just crystals and not crags.

edit: And Delkfutt's is at the middle since sky is above it. Also jesus christ its been 2 years since I quit, why the fuck do I still remember this?

Asking myself the same thing.

**Ramor** · 2010-07-07 14:36

because FFXI did have some baller ass story, for all it's obvious shortcomings the story in FFXI is better than most other games i've played, as annoying as it was to do PMs when you needed like 400 hi potions and all that lowbie gear fffffuuuu

http://www.atrianglemorning.com/blog...FUUUreddit.jpg

**deshende** · 2010-07-07 15:55

Yes, I know I have the sense of humor of a Junior high student, but I had to take a picture of this when I drove by it:

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-07 16:18

I see your glasscock and raise you:
http://www.badcock.com/media/BDK001/...9830695330.png
don't have a pic of the sign sadly, where it's spaced
BADCOCK AND MORE
Home Furniture

**Siniroth** · 2010-07-07 16:54

I'll raise you both after I go out for random stuff from store later, there's a 'Cumming Clean' laundromat near my apartment

**Gulkeeva** · 2010-07-07 16:54

***Shinzon*** · 2010-07-07 17:15

Not a picture but fucking random goodness:

Hi there, my name's David. Nice to meet you. That's not my real name, because I like my job, and you'll see why I'm going anonymous in a moment. First though, I'm a car salesman. That's right, I'm the
enemy. We're one of the larger BMW dealerships in England. We're a bit different — we're here to make sure you get the car you want, and if possible we want you to pay less for it here than anywhere else.

As part of this, we're fairly liberal with our test drives. A few years back Volvo started doing "weekend" test drives at some of their main dealerships, where for the cost of a small returnable-if-you-don't-crash deposit you could test-drive a new Volvo all weekend. What did I learn? You can in fact fit an inflatable mattress into the back of a V70 whilst going at about 50 mph over a road that will, in half an hour, be home to hundreds of Subaru Imprezas on the Jim Clark tarmac rally. And yes, you can drive one past the BMW dealership where you work as long as you disguise yourself in sunglasses.

Anyway, in an attempt to retaliate, we now offer 24-hour test drives to some of our customers. If you walk in pimply-faced and with a sticker saying you've just passed your test, you're not going to be driving away in an M5. Sorry. On the flipside, if you look smart, have a clean license, and give us the impression that you're genuinely interested in buying a new (or used) BMW, then you're in luck.

This is all a long-winded way of getting to the point. You may have noticed that BMW started selling the BMW X6 in 2008. Actually, you can't not have noticed. It's the second-ugliest car on sale today.

Regardless, we had two set aside for test drives. Two of our favourite customers were in last weekend. One of them, Fred (not his real name), has been buying from us for over 30 years. Except for the last few, we'd seen no sign of him except occasional hilarious phone calls asking if that "nasty Bangle bloke had left yet". Since Bangle quit BMW in 2009, Fred had started returning, despite the fact all our cars were flame-surfaced. He got a 24-hour X6 test drive with no problems. I was just glad to get it off our forecourt.

The other customer interested in an X6 that weekend was Gid (again, pseudonym). I think he's a banker, judging by his cheap-looking suits. After checking his driving license (clean), he too got a 24 hour test drive. I'd dealt personally with both Fred and Gid, which meant they had my mobile number as a contact number in case of a breakdown (unlikely with a 3 week old car, but not unheard of). When a call came in from an unknown number, I expected something bad. I really wasn't expecting what happened.

It was Fred on the phone, sounding incredibly apologetic. He was only a mile or so from the dealership, and on a roundabout had lost traction on a large pothole that had turned into a puddle in the rain, and he ended up hitting another car. One of those "horrible new Mercedes tractors", he said. As I spoke to him, my mobile phone bleeped, telling me I had another incoming call. I promised to drive out to Fred in just a moment, put him on hold, and spoke to the second caller.

It was Gid. He'd had an accident and sounded fairly shook up. He was pulling out in second gear, had stalled (In an automatic? How?!), and something plowed into him. One of those "Audi whale-sized tanks", apparently.

Well, one crash, as they say, is unfortunate. Two starts to look like carelessness. I headed to Fred first. When I got there –- you might have guessed where this is going – I found what at first looked like a bomb had hit. There were trails of plastic and metal across half the roundabout, with shards of glass everywhere too. Fred himself was fine, although shaken. And what had he hit? Yep, Gid, in the other X6. Who was also fine, but whose demonstration vehicle now had an impressive X6-shaped dent in the side.

I couldn't help it. It was unprofessional, but I took cameraphone photos. Trying desperately hard not to laugh, I took the pics (for "insurance purposes", honestly), and introduced the two of them to each other. We took shelter in the 5-series I'd driven from the dealership and waited for the police. Both started to see the funny side eventually. Me? I was just glad that two more monstrosities had been wiped from the UK.

Oh, and as a postscript –- they both bought X6s in the end. It was something to do with their safety in an accident, apparently.

**gt_killa** · 2010-07-07 17:18

why the ()#$% do people think it's a good idea to stick fireworks up their ass?

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