View Poll Results: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

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  • mayonnaise

    10 40.00%
  • miracle whip

    7 28.00%
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  1. #21
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    both make me throw up if more than a smidgen is applied to whatever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Both are horrible and disgusting. Fucking white folk how do they work.
    ^ dis. only time I can handle mayo is when it's mixed in something (ie. egg salad, tuna salad, etc.), but even then I get grossed out if there's too much in the mix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    Highly misleading thread title
    Somebhatti call the Dr.

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    It is only ok to use in Egg Salad and Tuna Salad other than that it can gtfo.

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    in all seriousness I make this chicken salad with half mayo and half ranch that you'd have sex with if you could

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    It is only ok to use in Egg Salad and Tuna Salad other than that it can gtfo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    in all seriousness I make this chicken salad with half mayo and half ranch that you'd have sex with if you could
    is your chicken made out of sassage, or is your sassage made out of chicken?

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    leaky isladar!

  9. #29
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    i like to use my own special blend of mannaise.

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    spicy brown mustard

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I would like to also mention mustard is the modern day ambrosia. I put that shit on everything.

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    I was hoping this was a MechWarrior thread...

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    I am acne free cause I don't eat either of those.

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    or butter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGeni View Post
    or butter.

    I don't think this is possible.

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    Who puts down mustard while praising mayonnaise? A redneck among rednecks - an uber-redneck.

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    mustard fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I don't think this is possible.
    I don't buy butter at all.

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    acne wouldn't form from eating those kinds of foods

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    yeah but look at how fat he is already. if he added butter he'd be as fat as I am

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