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  1. #61
    the whitest knight u' know
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    http://monsterguide.net/images/how-t...a-loft-bed.jpg

    Was he "playing" with his xbox like a kitten on its back, batting a ball of yarn?

    This makes zero sense.

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    omg do want

  3. #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    [ig]http://monsterguide.net/images/how-to-build-a-loft-bed.jpg[/img]

    Was he "playing" with his xbox like a kitten on its back, batting a ball of yarn?

    This makes zero sense.
    This, seriously. It doesn't add up at all..

  4. #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Maybe he was trying out erotic asphyxiation for the first time?
    This would be my guess.

    Autoerotic asphyxiation deaths are frequently released publicly as suicides to spare the dead person and their family the embarrassment, but I guess someone decided a freak accident was plausible enough in this case to be worth a shot, freak accident being less shameful than suicide.

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    A kid died and I'm over here in tears...... of laughter because of all these comments.. I'm goin to hell aren't I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    A kid died and I'm over here in tears...... of laughter because of all these comments.. I'm goin to hell aren't I?
    I think everyone who posts on BG is going to hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fievel View Post
    I think everyone who posts on BG is going to hell
    Even the ones who believe in hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockstaru View Post
    Even the ones who believe in hell?
    Especially them

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    Its already been said, getting feet on bottom bunk, but also Ive never seen a bed high enough off the floor where you cant reach anything at all.

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    Would have never happened if the mom bought the kid a Wii.

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    Is it wrong I immediately thought of the 'I accidentally a coca cola bottle' meme?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgie View Post
    Its already been said, getting feet on bottom bunk, but also Ive never seen a bed high enough off the floor where you cant reach anything at all.
    This was the reason I posted the loft bed:

    http://monsterguide.net/images/how-t...a-loft-bed.jpg

    Either way, I honestly suspect it to be an autoeroticasphyxiationaccidentalsuicide.

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    i dont remember beatin off at 11, damn kids start so early. maybe if it had been a year or two later he woulda went through puberty and either been tall enough to stand up after falling or gotten rid of that lil bitch bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    i dont remember beatin off at 11, damn kids start so early.
    That's what I thought at first. Then I thought "THE INTERNET."

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    What he gets for Xbawks'n in a warzone

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    Achievement unlocked.

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    Just wait until the anti-gaming movement get hold of this.

    Consoles cause violence and even kill.

    Also known as "I accidentally an xbox".

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    guess they can't call it 'XBOX Live' anymore

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    i will be seeing you all in hell for this thread... all of you... gdi... i giggled way to much at the office.. everyone is staring.. now i gotta explain

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    Have fun explaining to them how you're loling at a dead 11 year old. I can't see that being at all awkward.

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