Heading back stateside from Afghanistan tomorrow.

**Neosutra** · 2010-06-20 12:11

Where were you at?

Welcome back, and you are LUCKY AS FUCK you came back through Manas instead of Kuwait. It's about 130 degrees with 100% humidity in kuwait atm..

**Nephlite** · 2010-06-20 12:22

http://i45.tinypic.com/2dv3mgh.jpg

People who post stuff like this are mad because they couldn't pass the ASVAB and/or couldn't get their fat asses in shape to pass the PT test.

I spent 2 tours overall in Afgan and 2 in Iraq. I enlisted in 2002 as a reservist for Calvary Scouts. Did 2 years and took the test for OCS and passed with flying colors. Fast forward a year when I decided to take the physical agility for Ranger school and thus, graduated with a 2nd Lieutenant's grade backing me. I'm currently inactive but was thinking about going career now that the Army is looking for Captain's. After that second tour, I saw my fair share of BS and death and so, my mission changed when I decided to go for OCS. Never will regret any of it as it was a life changing experience that made me a better person overall. I'm glad that now most of my friends i've fought with and got shot with are back home now.

Every time someone comes home, I make sure I shake their hand and let them know the hardest mission is ahead of you: life. When you step on land, just take a deep breath and take in everything and forget about the future for a few moments and just live. People every day forget to just live life to it's fullest. Do that and you'll never have to worry about anything else.

**Phla** · 2010-06-20 12:50

Originally Posted by Kiarax

http://i45.tinypic.com/2dv3mgh.jpg

mmm don't you think this picture is in... slightly bad taste? wait.. this IS BG, i almost forgot.

congrats on making home in once piece man.. good job =)

echoing what others said: those pictures are awesome! post moar :O

**Xno Kappa** · 2010-06-20 13:05

lol People just need to learn to ignore that shit. These posters cum buckets when someone directly responds to them.

**ZarakiKujata** · 2010-06-20 14:25

that pic is the bees knees for trolling.... people just keep falling for it holy shit. And gonna second the lulz @ the eggs/Iraq shit...

blev · 2010-06-20 15:21

@ Sworrub, welcome home. i may not agree with the deployment of our troops, but i'm always glad to hear when you guys make it home safely.

**BerenTebogo** · 2010-06-20 16:12

Originally Posted by Real_Nigga

People who post stuff like this are mad because they couldn't pass the ASVAB and/or couldn't get their fat asses in shape to pass the PT test.

Sounds about right.

**Abandon** · 2010-06-20 16:33

lol.

**Rhinox** · 2010-06-20 16:35

whats the count up to now? 4-5?

**Rhinox** · 2010-06-20 16:45

and for the official record.

praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

**Izzy** · 2010-06-20 20:20

It's so easy to troll almost everyone on this forum it's not even funny anymore.

**Correction** · 2010-06-20 20:32

Originally Posted by Izzy

It's so easy to troll almost everyone on this forum it's not even funny anymore.

Funny or praiseworthy.

**The_OG_Nelta** · 2010-06-20 20:37

both?

**Correction** · 2010-06-20 20:38

Originally Posted by The_OG_Nelta

both?

Neither.

Originally Posted by Beckwin

lol, the "breaking eggs" comment pretty much justified the trollitary picture.

It should also have served as ample evidence that this is not the first BG account 'sworruB' has ever created here.

Again, something something trolling something not praiseworthy something.

**Darus Grey** · 2010-06-20 22:21

Originally Posted by Nephlite

People who post stuff like this are mad because they couldn't pass the ASVAB and/or couldn't get their fat asses in shape to pass the PT test.

I spent 2 tours overall in Afgan and 2 in Iraq. I enlisted in 2002 as a reservist for Calvary Scouts. Did 2 years and took the test for OCS and passed with flying colors. Fast forward a year when I decided to take the physical agility for Ranger school and thus, graduated with a 2nd Lieutenant's grade backing me. I'm currently inactive but was thinking about going career now that the Army is looking for Captain's. After that second tour, I saw my fair share of BS and death and so, my mission changed when I decided to go for OCS. Never will regret any of it as it was a life changing experience that made me a better person overall. I'm glad that now most of my friends i've fought with and got shot with are back home now.

Every time someone comes home, I make sure I shake their hand and let them know the hardest mission is ahead of you: life. When you step on land, just take a deep breath and take in everything and forget about the future for a few moments and just live. People every day forget to just live life to it's fullest. Do that and you'll never have to worry about anything else.

I'm sure those damn Europeans are really butthurt that they can't pass those damn American military multiple choice exams.

The amount of dickwaving in the rest of it is lolworthy, woo you did well on the ASVAB, might as well brag about how well you did on your GED, or better yet, at how good you are at picking lottery numbers.

Useless people going to worthless places to fight imaginary threats, we're REAL proud of your "Sacrifice".

Military is little more than a front to keep unemployment numbers in check, worthless individual who can't get a fucking real job? Sign the fuck up. Our actual enlistment is literally 50x higher than it needs to be for "Defense", the entire thing is just a social welfare project to keep poor people from revolting because they literally have 0 prospects in life, cause they can always join the military.

**Rhinox** · 2010-06-20 22:25

Originally Posted by Darus Grey

I'm sure those damn Europeans are really butthurt that they can't pass those damn American military multiple choice exams.

The amount of dickwaving in the rest of it is lolworthy, woo you did well on the ASVAB, might as well brag about how well you did on your GED, or better yet, at how good you are at picking lottery numbers.

Useless people going to worthless places to fight imaginary threats, we're REAL proud of your "Sacrifice".

Military is little more than a front to keep unemployment numbers in check, worthless individual who can't get a fucking real job? Sign the fuck up. Our actual enlistment is literally 50x higher than it needs to be for "Defense", the entire thing is just a social welfare project to keep poor people from revolting because they literally have 0 prospects in life, cause they can always join the military.

Co-signed

**BerenTebogo** · 2010-06-20 22:30

File that authorization in triplicate.

**Stromgarde** · 2010-06-20 22:53

The amount of meta-trolling in this thread is hilarious.

My contribution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY4qSh3UWIU

Anyway, glad you're coming home safe Sworrub.

**Beckwin** · 2010-06-20 23:09

wait wasn't Burrows the old acct of Churchill?

goddam nice work

**Xzerios** · 2010-06-21 07:30

Meh, theres always gona be a need for the military. Long as folks are volunteering, the draft doesnt have to come back out.

Seems those GED dropouts are saving you a hassel 'brah'. (God I really hate that word)

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