totally unofficial "i haven't played ffxiv in years but i will be back for xviii" thread

[Mizango]

I'd have to vuvuzela the crib to celebrate your arrival.

[Abandon]

rofl, she'd shoot you on principle. How far is charlotte from fort bragg / fayetteville, btw?

[Abandon]

FUCK, now i gotta go look up jobs and whatnot for 14. you faggot.

[Abandon]

i swore i wasn't going to give SE tons of money again unless it involved scarlet johannson, salma hayek, heidi klum and an under-the-carpet wedding arrangement....

[Abandon]

and a seal assassination. almost forgot about that evil, jaded lion.

[Mizango]

rofl, she'd shoot you on principle. How far is charlotte from fort bragg / fayetteville, btw?

About 2 1/2 hours, Fayettnam isnt that far away at all.

FUCK, now i gotta go look up jobs and whatnot for 14. you faggot.

haha

[Mizango]

i swore i wasn't going to give SE tons of money again unless it involved scarlet johannson, salma hayek, heidi klum and an under-the-carpet wedding arrangement....

Nice list, I fully endorse it.

[Antithesis]

Mizango is recruiting like a boss.

[Mizango]

I don't have to actively recruit, I'm the pied piper of this shit.

[Mizango]

Ill have people jockin my fresh whether I recruit or not, might as well be niggas I like.

[Arvin]

Oh yeah, I love my Corsair, its my main and I'd take a bullet for that motherfucker. Didn't they announce Musketeer or some Corsair equivalent for XIV? If not I wont bother playing, once you go pirate you never go back.

day that shit came out i leveled it straight to 75 like non stop with rykos pld

[Mizango]

day that shit came out i leveled it straight to 75 like non stop with rykos pld

Real man.

[Abandon]

Shit, i had drg (fuck yall), drk, war, blu and sch at 75, and cor was my pet job until my ls died and i decided to quit. Something about fucking around rolling dice then BLAM SLUG SHOT IN DA FACE was amazing fun.

[Abandon]

as a matter of fact, pup was a ton of fun too.

[Kiarax]

I got bored of COR before I even got the first roll. What do I win?

[Antithesis]

2 black guys pounding your face.

[Arvin]

just look at these manly jobs i leveled

DRG, RNG, SAM, COR


seriously i was the most useful member of any linkshell

[Chun Liroy]

Shit, i had drg (fuck yall), drk, war, blu and sch at 75, and cor was my pet job until my ls died and i decided to quit. Something about fucking around rolling dice then BLAM SLUG SHOT IN DA FACE was amazing fun.

as a matter of fact, pup was a ton of fun too.

Yo drg is god tier ok don't let anyone tell you anything different. Pup was probably the most fun job. leveled it to like 45 and had tons of fun, bet that shit is high tier now with the past update. A h2h on top of a 6 hit WS and a pet that rapes face. watch out meripos.

[Arvin]

I don't have to actively recruit, I'm the pied piper of this shit.

im a hot commodity you gonna try and steal me from WoWBG/Rykos inevitable TG linkshell?

[Kiarax]

How long do you think it will take for Ryko to stop denying he will play?