Random facebook drama - enjoy.

[Furtwangler]

You know when you go to a party, and there's always that ONE dude that people barely know, or don't even want there because they're usually a huge tool?

I'd go out on a limb and say he probably does not.

edit: 2nd page claim woot!

pps: why is this on 3 pages lol

[Ivaden]

This thread reminded me of my 21st birthday party. Some kid I didn't know was just sitting there, gone beyond belief, and just turns his head while he's sitting near my kitchen table and pukes all over my carpet. Someone screams "oh mah gawd do something" and someone throws an empty pizza box underneath him, which does nothing but smear the puke all over my carpet even more. I don't recall seeing that kid for the rest of the night, I think he went outside and passed out somewhere in my yard.

Another kid, who was I think 15 and definitely not invited, ended up puking in my bathtub, but luckily enough of my friends have enough sense and there was three or four of them taking care of the kid, and thankfully they were smart enough to turn the shower on to wash the puke down ASAP.




This is an attempt to make this thread worth reading. Let's hear some more party foul stories.

[Furtwangler]

I agree. This thread is now about funny party stories, not necessarily involving the act of hurling on your rug.

This one time, this fat couple (I'm talking like at least 220lbs, under 5'5") showed up, no one knows them. We figured w/e and let them stay because they brought their own booze and weren't bothering anyone. They got shut out in a BP game, and had to run a naked lap. Not one person went outside to supervize(usually at least 10 or so people will run outside to watch the shinanigans.)


Another day after everyone had left the apt, this child rapist style gray commercial van shows up across the road in the parking lot, lights on pointing at the apt. Guy gets out of it and comes to the door. Asks for some kid who we've never heard of. He was visibly upset and/or angry at us, moreso this guy we'll call Tom who is a mystery man to us.
We tell him we've never heard of him, and he has never lived here to our knowledge. Guy doesn't buy the story and says w/e, and goes and sits in his van again. There is another fellow in the passenger seat intently watching our semi open window. One of the people that live here decided it would be funny to leave our apartment, in plain view, while they were watching. He purposely did it sneakylike, so it looked suspicious. We still have no clue who these guys are or what they want with Tim, but it doesn't look like it would be to shake his hand. Friend books it out of the apt, in a large coat with a hat so you can't tell who it is, and these guys start to drive after him. He stops at a tree near the end of the road and starts taking a piss. Then nonchalantly walks back to the apartment. These guys followed him like within 10 feet the entire way home in their van. They realized when he started peeing on the tree it wasn't who they were looking for.

Later on we had a small pizza delivered to their van. We asked the delivery guy on the phone, on the receipt to write "Supplies for your stake-out" and paid for it in advance. After they took it we brought them some beer too. Guys left shortly after, never showed up again (to my knowledge)


Edit: Just remembered a fast third one. May or may not find this funny.

An old friend who had graduated 2 years ago came back for a visit one weekend when we had a large party going on. Every apartment in the complex has reserved parking spots for each apt, although people rarely listen to whos spot is whos especially after 1-2am on the weekends. This kid actually lived 2 apartments down when he was here, so in his drunken stupor, he decides to walk over there (I'm not sure why, for memories maybe?) and finds someone in 'his' parking spot. After yelling really loud in rage at whoever this person was, he proceeds to turn around, drop his pants, and shit on this guys truck bumper, with about 10 people who had came outside from our apartment watching him flip out. I would've liked to see this guys face in the morning when he found it.

[Kajii]

OP is a bitch. Just to be clear... OP is underage and the chick hid you away from the cops so your ass wouldn't get busted. So you show your appreciation by bitching about how the room was hot and crying about her leaving to another party?

We're you trying to fuck that chick that night? Why are you so butt hurt she went to a different party?

You fucked up, a drain is clogged. It's just "5 dollars for Draino," bro. Man up and fix that shit.

[Kajii]

So my girlfriend lives with her friend. This friend is always getting drunk with her boyfriend... Now, let me tell you something about this guy... he fucking stinks. It's as though deodorant and soap are alien objects to him. His socks are always brown and I doubt his hair has been washed in years.

So one night my girlfriend and I are laying in bed and I'm trying to smash. In comes this stinky fuck, drunk as shit... he goes to lay on the couch. Now that odor was like an instant boner killer, it was honestly like trying to fuck at a dump. So he's laying there and in comes his girlfriend, who was also drunk and mad at him for something. So he's laying there and she's crying for him to get up because she doesn't want him to be mad. A couple minutes later this guy just starts throwing up and pissing all over himself.

His girlfriend then starts yelling at him trying to get him to realize what he's doing, he responds by telling her "to leave him the fuck alone" and that "she's an annoying bitch." Shit was so cash. This fool was pissing and puking everywhere and still talking shit. I couldn't help but laugh, which the girlfriend obviously didn't like. The laughter soon ended though once the original odor combined with the new mixture of puke and piss... My girlfriend got sick from the smell alone and we had to sleep in my car that night because that shit was not going away.

I left in the morning and when I came back later I was informed that, to her knowledge, that fool still hadn't taken a shower(only one shower used in that house).

[Abandon]

thread is terrible. OP is a bitch. I am done here.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

abandon what's your favorite mythical creature

[Abandon]

a woman that doesn't lie, duh

[EckoGecko]

I agree with all, OP pulled a bitch move.

On to a couple stories;

My friend down the street had his house to himself for the weekend. This was the 2nd time he had thrown a party. This one guy shows up already gone, he walks over to the backyard lawn and just lays there the rest of night. He was out before the party even started haha. We kept check up on him to make sure he wasn't dead but it was just so funny to see the guy passed out while the party was just getting good. Rookie mistake

Same night, one kid had gone on a beer run with another guy that picked him up. That kid was waaay gone so when he gets dropped off with the beer he walks into the wrong house (about 3-4 houses down) this was around 12-1AM. Cops were called and that kid was arrested. Rookie mistake

July of last year I had a party myself, I was playing pong in the backyard when I see a light flashing on the side by my fence. I knew instantly it was the cops. Lady cop tells me that the owner needs to go to the front of the house. I do, open the door and holy shit they have one of my friends on the ground arresting him. He's faded and they tell me that they know what's going on and are going to kick everyone out and write tickets to anyone underage. They ask how many people are underage, I say maybe 3-4, when in fact just about everybody there was. At this point I'm thinking I'm fucked and everyone is trying to run out through the backyard. I let the cops know that I'm going to tell everyone that they're getting kicked out so they don't panic. Luckily the cops let everyone out scott-free including myself. The time between when I opened the door and the cops coming in the house, my friend who was in the process of getting arrested was left unattended and ran. Night was ended short, but no harm done. :]

[kyod]

I like story time:

My friends and I had an Irish theme party at our apartment. We invited people we knew from classes, groups at school, etc... This one guy who we sort of knew brought his friend. The friend is a pretty big (muscle) kid, so he looked like he could party like a champ. I talked to him briefly when he came in and he didn't seem like he drank before he came. My friends and I start doing car bombs since that's a fun interactive game. The kid and his friend do a car bomb (our alcohol btw) and seem fine. Less than a minute later, the kid turns around, walks into a corner, and proceeds to puke all over the wall. The back porch was steps away, as was the bathroom, but he picks the wall. Him and his friend immediately leave, with the puke dripping from the wall.

To this day I have not seen both of them since.