Assistance required

[Meat]

BACK STORY:
So, I've been planning on going back down to purdue to hang out with my friends for about 2 weeks now. I was going to go last week, but with father's day I thought I should stay home. A friend of mine that I wanted to hang out with was busy with work/school all week, and said he was free Monday. So, that's why I decided to leave today, and I've been telling my sister/parents that I'll be heading back down to my apartment all weekend.

My sister had a job interview in Chicago today, and decided to steal my car while I was asleep (she doesn't own a set of keys, she had to come into my room and take them.) I took this shitty 94 station waggon we have to the train station to look for my car, while I was spamming her cell phone. After an hour of checking the parking spots along the train and local parking garages in this shitty ass car that doesn't have air conditioning (it's around 85 degrees out) I give up. I get a call from my mom saying that she took the car to Chicago and is just arriving at her interview place. She didn't even have the fucking nerve to pick up the phone while I was calling her or call me directly. At this point I'm about 4 hours behind schedule and she won't be home for at least another hour due to being stuck in traffic (another tip off from my mom)

My sister is a spoiled brat who never gets punished for shit she does (she's egged 4 houses that we know of resulting in our house to be egged twice and she hasn't gotten anything done to her.) SO, what should I do in retaliation?

is not being a bitch an option? cuz you could break her thieving fingers

[Kytele]

Shit on her chest.

[Dainslaif]

Should format her external hard drive, then lock it. Also, delete all pictures/videos etc you can find on her computer (hell, reformat that bitch too). Then, if you can get access to her phone, wipe that to the factory defaults as well. Alternately, just take the whole phone with you down to Purdue. Make really expensive phone calls on it.

[Seanr]

send her my way, ill give her the dougie.

[Seanr]

then break her heart

[#686578]

I don't have a dog. So, where's the best place to find a dog that is vicious?

Is your sister hot? I might be up to it