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  1. #1
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    11% of you Males under 30 are doing it

    http://www.usofearth.com/polls/?p=157

    After taking a number of photos of drivers for the study the rather large number of male drivers with one hand on their laps that was also not stationary perplexed the employee. A light bulb lit in the man’s head and he submitted to the supervisor his idea. A week later a study was commissioned in two states. After 2 weeks and 4634 cars (with 340 photos taken of the driver’s laps) it was evident when the numbers were crunched that nearly 11% of male drivers were doing something with one hand that perhaps they should not be doing while driving.

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    eh, I don't buy it. if it's a perverted sexual act and I'm not doing it, I highly doubt 11% of anyone is doing it.

    also, poidh

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    I'm doing it, but only 11% of the time

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    I drive with one hand and keep one in my lap but is it implying that we're jerking off or texting? cuz when I'm driving if I'm not texting then I'm jerking off

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    Drive with my left hand, push girlfriends head down with right

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    I love to wack it while driving, what else what i be doing? Traffic jams get boring yo!


    Edit: I would like to know how many female drivers are on their phone tho. I remember my GF counting on the way to the store because some bitch was in the middle of the road looking down at her phone. 5 min drive she counted 8.

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    Guess I need to start doing this.

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    I call BS. I always pulled over to the side of the road or something if I felt the sudden onset and needed to rub one out.

    Most likely, I was packing a bowl while trying to get my ass through shitty traffic.

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    Yea, something smells fishy. I don't even have time to jerk off while i'm shaving my pubes and playing plants vs zombies

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    I drive with one hand, and the other on the arm rest.

    If people are actually jerking off and driving at the same time, props to them. I don't think I could pull it off without getting in an accident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    I don't think I could pull it off without getting in an accident.
    Yeah, the few times I've gotten road head, I've nearly crashed my car. Totally would have been worth it. But alone, I can just jerk it when I get home. Also I have a manual transmission, so unless I'm on the highway I usually don't have a hand free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirian View Post
    Drive with my left hand, push girlfriends head down with right
    This x100! feels so good man..

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    Anyone knows anything about male masturbation would know the impossibility of finishing without getting into an accident given that your motor control is severely compromised during climax. Unless the study define simple "rubbing" without a finish as masturbation then the number should be higher.

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    Would be too difficult for me to do. I'd fuckin' hit someone.

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    I almost always drive with one hand (unless there's a tight turn or something) and I've learned to text with my left hand without looking, so yeah, sometimes I'll do that. But jerkin' it? You'd have to be pretty desperate/horny to do that while driving. Also, how the hell do you clean that up while driving? Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KuroTsuki View Post
    Also, how the hell do you clean that up while driving? Lol.
    you don't =/ Aim it out tha window

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    I drive with one hand, and the other on the arm rest.

    If people are actually jerking off and driving at the same time, props to them. I don't think I could pull it off without getting in an accident.
    ^ this

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    I call BS, me being one of those 11% when both my hands are not on the wheel (drive with left, right on lap/armrest).

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    Uh, no one else pointed out that if your hands aren't on the wheel, and the gearshift, you're not a man?

    This study is based on flawed premises, 11% of "guys" are scratching their itchy vagoo's wishing they weren't driving piece of shit cars.

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    Yeah, my right hand is generally on arm rest. Never "there".

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