11% of you Males under 30 are doing it

[Patriarch]

i jerk with both hands and drive with my legs

[Max™]

^talented

[Cyn]

Uh, no one else pointed out that if your hands aren't on the wheel, and the gearshift, you're not a man?

What the fuck are you on about this time?

[Takedown3]

i've definetly jerked it on the road

[Max™]

What the fuck are you on about this time?

Jesus wept, really didn't get the joke?

Men drive stick, if you've got a hand free to play with yourself, you're doing something wrong.

[Jakson]

I've done it on the freeway before, northern california where you can drive in long straight lines and not necessarily see anyone.

[Cyn]

Jesus wept, really didn't get the joke?

Men drive stick, if you've got a hand free to play with yourself, you're doing something wrong.

Oh I got it. How often to you shift gears driving down the highway?

Edit: And as far as the topic, I've gotten road head but never jerked it. Dealing with the mess while driving sounds annoying. I do know a couple dudes who have mentioned doing it though so it definitely happens.

[drwaffles]

You morons do realise they're not actually full-on pounding away at their meat, they're simply rubbing it through their pants, right? Also:

Of the 4634 vehicles the stats: Racial background of drivers : 87% White or Hispanic, 10% African American, 3% other (Asian, Middle Eastern etc)

11% Of Male Drivers Under 30 Distracted By Fondling Themselves While Driving

Fucking randy niggers.

[Heavencloud]

This sure would amp up the red light-look over awkwardness.

[Max™]

I guess it didn't occur to me that anyone would willingly distract themselves so much, especially while driving a manual.

Perhaps this is why I hate EVERY MOTHERFUCKER ON THE ROAD TO DEATH when I'm driving?

[Cyn]

You morons do realise they're not actually full-on pounding away at their meat, they're simply rubbing it through their pants, right? Also:





Fucking randy niggers.

lol.

I don't know how it is for other people, but when I get drowsy sometimes I'll pop wood out of nowhere. If I'm driving, that requires some adjusting, but I don't sit there and fondle it.

[Rhyis.]

Control that shit son.

[Max™]

Yeah, scratching it, moving it, whatever... whacking it? Wtf, is the average driver 12?

[Koga]

Getting road head/handjob increases your Horse Power by 2.

[FNH]

Yeah, the few times I've gotten road head, I've nearly crashed my car. Totally would have been worth it.

Someone has never watched The World According to Garp.

[Gadritan]

11% of the time they're doing it 100% of the time.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

We get hands free masturbation with a vibrator and a skirt on.

I certainly do know men who do it though.

[wagon]

Getting road head/handjob increases your Horse Power by 2.

Sure, getting head or handjob while driving is like driving a pre-recall toyota, you're accelerating but you have no control over it because you are too occupied by those 1000 angels tickling the tip of your cock.

[Pirian]

Getting road head/handjob increases your Horse Power by a factor of 2.

ftfy, you were close

[Seanr]

I've gotten head while driving, fingered a girl while driving, stroked it while driving. I tried to fuck while driving like Charlie Sheen in that one movie where he was drivin a bmw in a high speed chase from the cops, but i haven't gotten to a chick to agree to this yet..