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  1. 2010-06-23 15:20 #1
    Zanz L. Barre The 3rd
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    Double-edged blade.

    Fuck good dreams, bro. I mean shit, it's like "Dream world fucking rules, I'm gonna' grip your fat ass while we makin' out and talking about my shirt designs. Yeah girl, I'll give you a rang".

    Then you wake up, body all relaxed, but soon realize, "I want that shit but it ain't happenin'". It's a goddamn outrage. She had gorgeous green eyes, an amazing ass, and the best part: she wasn't fucking crazy or retarded.

    Here's my business proposition. With your support both spiritually and financially, we can build "Da' Dream Machine". Now I know what you're thinking, shitty name, right? BUT!It will appeal to our friends in the "hood" if we replace "The" with "Da'", increasing revenue and results by approximately 22%~.

    Ultimately, I just want to have my dreams back. YOU just want to have your dreams back. Let's do, let's make it happen. Thank you, and drive home safely.
  2. 2010-06-23 15:21 #2
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    3/10, faggot.
  3. 2010-06-23 17:55 #3
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    Hmm
  4. 2010-06-23 18:06 #4
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  5. 2010-06-23 19:56 #5
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    I think when you finalize your business proposal for a dream machine, you should leave out the "fuck good dreams" part.

    I HATE WHEN I HAVE A DREAM AND IT DIDNT REALLY HAPPEN LETS DO THIS ALL THE TIME
  6. 2010-06-23 19:58 #6
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    Double-edged dick, faggot
  7. 2010-06-23 20:05 #7
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    does a dick even have an edge?
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    yes.
  9. 2010-06-23 22:48 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanz L. Barre The 3rd View Post
    Fuck good dreams, bro. I mean shit, it's like "Dream world fucking rules, I'm gonna' grip your fat ass while we makin' out and talking about my shirt designs. Yeah girl, I'll give you a rang".

    Then you wake up, body all relaxed, but soon realize, "I want that shit but it ain't happenin'". It's a goddamn outrage. She had gorgeous green eyes, an amazing ass, and the best part: she wasn't fucking crazy or retarded.
    oh man all throughout this part I thought that I had posted this because it looks like a post of mine luckily you added the end or I would have been confused

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