View Poll Results: Where do you blow your wad?

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  • Stomach

    10 18.52%

  • Carpet

    1 1.85%

  • Waste basket

    0 0%

  • Napkin

    21 38.89%

  • Keyboard

    4 7.41%

  • Sock

    4 7.41%

  • other

    14 25.93%
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  1. 2010-06-24 06:45 #1
    Cream Soda
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    Where do you all blow your loads?

    Carpet, napkin, towel? Perhaps waste basket, stomach? Where, faggots.
  2. 2010-06-24 06:57 #2
    Diamicles
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    on your mom's face
  3. 2010-06-24 07:12 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamicles View Post
    on your mom's face
    ^
  4. 2010-06-24 07:25 #4
    Marius
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    mouth
  5. 2010-06-24 08:24 #5
    #686578
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    In your mom
  6. 2010-06-24 08:42 #6
    Kiarax
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    I am asexual.
  7. 2010-06-24 08:42 #7
    Kiarax
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    Deviant.
  8. 2010-06-24 08:46 #8
    Mizango
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    Being a TD fan, I actually got one of these as an office party Christmas gift a few years ago lol. On top of that I also got a sweet "fuck her gently" t-shirt

    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y157/Mizango/TD.jpg
  9. 2010-06-24 08:54 #9
    Ryko
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Deviant.
    Smooth
  10. 2010-06-24 09:08 #10
    Heian
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    Mouth of whatever girl I happen to be with.
  11. 2010-06-24 09:09 #11
    Seanr
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    Her Mouth, Pussy, the condom, or toilet
  12. 2010-06-24 09:10 #12
    Airenn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    toilet
    I... what? How does this work, do you just stand over a toilet and jerk it? Where's the relaxation of sitting/laying down or the imagery of porn and what not?


    I am just thinking Grandma's Boy with the little action figure here...
  13. 2010-06-24 09:14 #13
    Ryko
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    You act like a person can not move right before they shoot their load.
  14. 2010-06-24 09:14 #14
    Cleverness
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airenn View Post
    I... what? How does this work, do you just stand over a toilet and jerk it? Where's the relaxation of sitting/laying down or the imagery of porn and what not?


    I am just thinking Grandma's Boy with the little action figure here...
    You never been fucked pressed against the wall as a guy plows you? Don't need to be sitting or lying down to get 1 off. As long as a guy has 1 hand he can get off anywhere.
  15. 2010-06-24 09:15 #15
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    OPs eye so he will never post ever again
  16. 2010-06-24 09:15 #16
    Charismatic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleverness View Post
    You never been fucked pressed against the wall as a guy plows you? Don't need to be sitting or lying down to get 1 off. As long as a guy has 1 hand he can get off anywhere.
    ^
  17. 2010-06-24 09:16 #17
    Airenn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Tier View Post
    You act like a person can not move right before they shoot their load.
    Still, I just don't see why you'd be standing in/near a bathroom to run to a toilet right before you blow.
  18. 2010-06-24 09:16 #18
    Charismatic
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    Master bedroom?
  19. 2010-06-24 09:16 #19
    Chun Liroy
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    I hope Mexichu doesn't blow his load in the same place he shits.
  20. 2010-06-24 09:19 #20
    Cleverness
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airenn View Post
    Still, I just don't see why you'd be standing in/near a bathroom to run to a toilet right before you blow.
    I'd be happy to show you if you want a live demonstration iykwim

    No but seriously this only confuses you because you don't have a penis, everyone else with a penis and proper dick control does not see this as much of an obstacle. Get the girl off, head over to the bathroom and rub it out.
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