your that fucker who's crying in the corner watching me fuck his girl. lick the ice
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your that fucker who's crying in the corner watching me fuck his girl. lick the ice
aren't you mexican?
fuck that
Tits in the club, etc...
Ansem used to run the kryestal light game pretty hard, but has since let up.
Why the fuck would you masturbate with a condom?
less or no clean up... especially if its one of those free throw away shits they be giving away
Might as well masturbate with an anesthetic
never do that... unless it was made for that sorta thing. like... never put oragel on your dick
on my tummy, after a hard day of jerking I have a nice coat of jizz on my stomach and I peel it off and make battle armor out of it
How's that going by the way
Before you leave her place, go to the kitchen, open the refrig, and bust a nut in her milk. She'll never know.
I use Bengay