Why Is Sleeping So Retarded?

[Krye]

I'm constantly going through a broken ass cycle. Over the past week or so, I finally got back to going to sleep at a normal time. But day by day, it keeps shifting, I go to sleep at 10, wake up at 5, the next day I go to sleep at 10, I wake up at 6. And now that so many days have past, I went to sleep at 10 last night and woke up at 2 PM today. Soon I'll be waking up too late to get to sleep at a normal time and I'll be back to going to sleep at 8 AM and waking up at 10 PM. I can't use a fucking alarm clock because I turn it off without even waking up.

[Airenn]

Krye wtf is this shit, idk if I can love you anymore if this is how you act

[Shiroikage]

I hear you, man. Left to my own devices, my body does whatever the fuck.
Alarms are useless.

[Blarg]

don't put your alarm clock within reach

[Shiroikage]

i've walked across the room and turned it off without ever realizing i was awake too

[Ryko]

Krye wtf is this shit, idk if I can love you anymore if this is how you act

Terrible

[Conrad]

Krye wtf is this shit, idk if I can love you anymore if this is how you act

Terrible

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[Falisa]

Get 3-4 alarms, place them in different areas of the room.

[Kiarax]

[Knyghtmayre]

pretend you have to raid/pvp at 8am

you'll be up

[Seanr]

i've walked across the room and turned it off without ever realizing i was awake too

I did this for 8 hours once. Just kept gettin up and hitting the snooze button.

[Seanr]

lmao.. wtf. also I would like to try to have sex on that

[Dainslaif]

lmao.. wtf. also I would like to try to have sex on that

10$ says you headbutt the shit out of your girl.

100$ if you videotape that shit and put it online.

[Seanr]

i know a few girls right now that would let me tape us fucking on such a bed... but i wouldnt feel comfortable puttin such things on the internet.

[Zalius]

I'm constantly going through a broken ass cycle. Over the past week or so, I finally got back to going to sleep at a normal time. But day by day, it keeps shifting, I go to sleep at 10, wake up at 5, the next day I go to sleep at 10, I wake up at 6. And now that so many days have past, I went to sleep at 10 last night and woke up at 2 PM today. Soon I'll be waking up too late to get to sleep at a normal time and I'll be back to going to sleep at 8 AM and waking up at 10 PM. I can't use a fucking alarm clock because I turn it off without even waking up.

have you ever thought that maybe, JUST MAYBE, the way that the majority of people sleep is not something that you are interested in experiencing? who the fuck says when you have to wake up? who the fuck says when you have to go to sleep? dont be society's little domestic bitch krye, its an overcrowded lifestyle

[Dainslaif]

i know a few girls right now that would let me tape us fucking on such a bed... but i wouldnt feel comfortable puttin such things on the internet.

Well, she'll probably be unconscious anyhow since you'd crack her right in the forehead. At least, that's what'd have to happen for me to pay out.

[Krye]

have you ever thought that maybe, JUST MAYBE, the way that the majority of people sleep is not something that you are interested in experiencing? who the fuck says when you have to wake up? who the fuck says when you have to go to sleep? dont be society's little domestic bitch krye, its an overcrowded lifestyle

Wait, you think I would do anything for anybody ever? I want to go to sleep when I want to go to sleep because I say so. I hope you're joking Zalius, I thought you knew better.