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  1. 2010-06-26 00:32 #1
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    I got hoodwinked into going to a gay club

    and that was only the 4th worst thing to happen to me tonight.

    No I did not touch, kiss, grope, fondle, make out with, have sex with, blow, get blown by, or contact in any intimate way a dude, a woman who used to be a dude, a dude who used to be a woman, a tranny, a cross dresser, or anyone at all tonight.
  2. 2010-06-26 00:34 #2
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    I call bullshit
  3. 2010-06-26 00:34 #3
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    Wait, no, some fat bitch gave me a lap dance for a beer that I didn't even fucking buy her.
  4. 2010-06-26 00:34 #4
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    In fact I have no clue where the fuck that beer came from.
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    how much poo poo did you see get eaten when you were there
  6. 2010-06-26 00:35 #6
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    Yes, the aforementioned fat bitch was the third worst thing.
  7. 2010-06-26 00:36 #7
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    jk
    gays are very picky and they will molest you if yer hot enough if not they wont even look at you.
  8. 2010-06-26 00:36 #8
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    at least you didnt get hoodwinked inside the gay club
  9. 2010-06-26 00:37 #9
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    The thing is i had my suspicions before I even walked in, 15 dollars later I was both not surprised and yet taught a very important lesson.
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    Music was bumpin' though.
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    so do we have to ask what the first and second worst things were or are you going to eventually tell us
  12. 2010-06-26 00:39 #12
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    u danced with them didnt you?
  13. 2010-06-26 00:40 #13
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    Second worst was losing a 20.
    First worst was being in queens for any of this shit and knowing it'd take me 2 hours to get home if I didnt wait for my friend to drive me back and having him nurse drinks for 3 hours combined. Look I dont give a shit if the bitch looks like your ex wife, go say hi, find out if it's her, kill your walker and LET'S GO.
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    gay clubs are the best clubs, gays know how to party and the chicks are so easy to pick up it should be illegal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    u danced with them didnt you?
    Some slant dude took off his shirt and kept sweating/dancing until he almost backed up into me. The predicament is I didnt want to push him away because he wasnt wearing a shirt and sweating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGaga View Post
    gay clubs are the best clubs, gays know how to party and the chicks are so easy to pick up it should be illegal.
    There were almost no chicks at this place, that might be a part of the 4th worst.
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    Gay clubs look like straight clubs in Miami, cept the techo/house clubs.
  18. 2010-06-26 00:45 #18
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    Look the point is if a nigga doesnt ask you for a lap dance, dont just go jumping on a mother fucker. And nipple pinching is just out of the question, I dont care if you want another beer bitch I don't know you.
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    And babysitting a drink is just some lame shit.
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