Are you a Jamaican too?

[Vajra]

Anyone on here is Jamaican like me? I like:

Curry Chicken (Like Curry Goat, but just use Chicken and Curry Powder lol; ours is spicy and salty, not like Japan's sweet)
Turn Cornmeal (Cornmeal + Lima Beans + Red Peas + Salt Fish; can make it salty or sweet and DA BOMB)
Coconut Rice (Get sweet Coconut Milk and Boil it in the rice, IT"S DA BOMB)
Jerk Chicken (Best Chicken on the Planet, and also very healthy for you; oh, it's also spicy )
Chicken/Beef/Shrimp/Vegetable/Cheese Patti (Go to your local GoldenKrust and buy one LOL)
Roti (This comes from India, but Jamaica has Indian people there; Curry Goat wrapped up in a wrap with
Run Down (Coconut and Chicken Soup, no it doesn't give you diarrhea)
Ackee and Salt Fish (Our National Dish, sure beats Arroz con Pollo which Puerto Rico uses as theirs LOL)
Rice and Peas (Arroz con Chicharos for you Spanish people, traditional food that many eat)
Toto (takes a lil bit to bake, this is a cake btw, kinda sounds like Torta the spanish way of saying cake)
Breadfriut (Best to Roast this til it soaks through w/ campfire, or on stove burner)
Bammy (Jamaican Cassava; you fry this in oil, it's delicious breakfast food, taste like nothing you've tasted before)
Hard Dough Bread (OMG THIS IS DELICIOUS with Jelly or with Cheese and Butter or just with anything really lol)
Cocoa Bread (This is Delicious, it's pretty much like hard dough bread, but you taste a slight more sweetness)
Bulla (eat this with Cheese/Butter and Avacado, it's like spiced cake but solid and DELICIOUS)
Bun and Cheese (Spiced Bun with cheese, has raisins in it, can pick them out or buy raisinless Bun)
Ox-tail (OMG it's so tasty, kinda sticky too, but TASTY)
Curry Goat (Like Curry Chicken; except you use Goat Meat and Curry Powder)
PepperPot Soup (Scotch Bonnet pepper mixed with Spinach OR Callaloo and spices, any meat, Garlic)
Corned Beef and Cabbage (yes we eat this too you Irish people-same way you guys eat it)
Callaloo (This can be eaten alone, 100% better than Spinach and Collared Greens)
Cow Tripe (Cow Stomach boiled and eaten in Soup or eaten with dumpling/rice lol )
Jamaican Ginger Beer (Can buy this in various flavors: Orange/Cream/Ginger(very spicy)-It's a soda)
Circe Tea (boil circe leaves, add sugar; bitter tea but balance it with sugar; makes you feel good)
Sorrel (looks like dark red colored wine, boil itsleaves and add sugar, and helps with cancer, non-alcohol)
Peanut Punch with Stout (Peanuts crushed with milk and condensed milk with stout, in a blender)
Irish Moss (sexual stimulant drink, go here to find out more)
Gizzada (Better than coconut drops/grater cakes; pastry crust filled with spiced brown sugar with coconut)
Plantain (Platanos for you Spanish people, but ours taste better , can cook or fry them just peel and cut first lol)
Fried Dumpling (Fried Dumpling, we make ours flattened first)
RE-Fried Dumpling (Boil the dumpling, then cut in half, and fry it lol, it taste DELICIOUS this way)
Red Herring (one of the saltiest fish on the planet, soak it a lil bit before you fry, add onions, then eat with dumpling)
Water Crackers and Cheese w/ Butter OR Samalgundi (Water Crackers are from the UK, Samalgundi is red herring dip)
Cassava (We use this mainly to make Bammy(see above) but it has many other uses)
Fritters (Fried Dumplings with Salt Fish and Onions encased into it or you can make it Banana Flavored instead)
Stewed Peas (with Salted Beef-Eat this a lot with boiled dumplings, use red/kidney beans)
Okra and Salt Fish (aka Cod Fish-the Okra is very gooey, can also use Okra in Pepperpot Soup)
Blue Drawers/Duckanoo (yes that's a food lol-It's Bread Pudding that's boiled in Banana Leaves)
Coconut Drop (these are hard to make, but it's like browned sugar and coconut combined into solid)
Grater Cake (Coconut type cake look it up on Google Images; it's pretty colorful type coconut cake)
Mannish Water (Goat head Soup lol) (Umm, boil goat head, add spices, vegetables etc lol; New Years Stuff)
BANANA PUDDING CAKE (This is difficult: flour + ripe bananas + milk-soaked bread + coconut milk)

BTW you guys can try out some of these dishes, you will be pleased, some of them you can mix into a meal, but man they are delicious, I wish you all lived with me, then you could all taste some ...Aww man, us Jamaicans are the best cooks (besides Korean's and their BBQ Cuisine >.>).

[Cheerios]

jamaican me crazy

[Blarg]

those are terrible rap lyrics

[Blarg]

doesn't even rhyme well

[Shiroikage]

Man, okra is a vegetable not a dish.

[Vajra]

Man, okra is a vegetable not a dish.

Hold on, I'm going to describe it in a sec for how we make it into a Dish.
I'm editiing my post.

[Abandon]

you're a fucking idiot. it's not jamaicans only that eat this shit. also, incase you did not understand the other times it has been said,

1) you're an idiot.

2) you said it yourself, nobody in spam likes you; therefore,

3) GET THE FUCK OUT.

[richardd]

you're a fucking idiot. it's not jamaicans only that eat this shit.

for real lol

trini's eat this too. doesnt make me any more Jamaican than dave chapelle from half baked


"what part of jamaica you from?"


"FROM DA BEACH. BOYEEEE" "lord have merceh"

[Vajra]

K i finished the post, BTW Jamaica Cuisine > all other Caribbean Island Cuisine. Come to Jamaica and feel alright . WE RULEEEEEEEEEEE!

[richardd]

the only thing Jamaican got over all the Caribbean is jerk chicken.

Jamaican roti is absolutely horrible, even compared to Barbados and shit. gtfo lol

Haiti makes a better Jamaican beef patty than Kingston son

edit: well ok, thats pushing it. just because the Haitian places here don't suck don't mean that REAL Haiti aint using mud as one of their ingredients right now. even in Top shottas, they STAY up in liberty city Haitian spots

[Vajra]

I bet u guys are hungry now, I bet someone who reads this thread will go and buy some of this food today. Face it, the West Indies is DELICIOUS, specifically JAMAICA aka JAMROCK aka GANJALAND aka BOB MARLEY PLANET aka REGGAE SUNSPLASH/SUMFESTIVAL aka Out of Many one People aka JERKED DREADLOCKS ZOMG

[Krye]

AKA shut the fuck up already you retarded ass bitch

[Vajra]

AKA shut the fuck up already you retarded ass bitch

Mi Box Yu DOWN BOI! DEN MI BUN YU BUMBOCLOT BATTY WIT SUM ACID! Ya mon !

[Cheerios]

trinket out of that hex

[Shiroikage]

I, for one, enjoy this thread.

[Qalbert]

you rule at being faggots and being afraid of swine flu

[Kiarax]

This thread owns.

[Demosthenes]

Anyone on here is Jamaican like me? I like:




BTW you guys can try out some of these dishes, you will be pleased, some of them you can mix into a meal, but man they are delicious, I wish you all lived with me, then you could all taste some ...Aww man, us Jamaicans are the best cooks (besides Korean's and their BBQ Cuisine >.>).

I am a Nigerian prince. We eat all this shit. This is African food not Jamaican. You mother fucking too slow to escape from slave boat ass niggas could not come up with your own recipes to save your lives. Also we call meat patties, meat pies etc etc.

[Meat]

and what's not African is Indian or from the indigenous natives.

[Conrad]

I'm a pepper you're a pepper everyone wants to be a pepper don't you wanna be a pepper too