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    srs situation

    Friend of mine is in a pickle.

    If the mom of a girl he dated tells him not to contact her daughter (he doesn't know if she's 18 or not), does he have to oblige or would he be in serious shit if he tries to contact her.

    EDIT: The problem is that he doesn't know if this chick is actually 18, since apparently she's a pathological liar.

    EDIT (2): Removed some content on behalf of my bud.

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    how does he not know how old she is, wtf lol

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    If she's under 18 I would definitely assume he'd get massive shit for having the naked shit, along with the person who posted it on the porn site.

    Also if she's under 18 and the guardian says to stop speaking to the daughter It'd probably be harassment or some shit, stalking. idk. It'd be bad though.

    Anyways if you find out she's over 18 then post links to the porn stuff, that's basically the only thing I needed to say.

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    By the way dear, is this a "friend" or is this you? It's okay, I'll still love you.

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    Its not me.

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    Post links, we'll decide what her age is. NSFW tag or whatever as you like.

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    I'd say best solution is delete whatever he has and stop talking to her. Or just ask the bitch to see her drivers license

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    Run, she sounds like she has issues. Trust me, it's not worthy it.

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    where's altwight?

    despain = the new altwight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Despain View Post
    since apparently she's a pathological liar.
    Kick her ass to the curb then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Despain View Post
    EDIT: The problem is that he doesn't know if this chick is actually 18, since apparently she's a pathological liar.

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    why in the fuck would your friend want to continue a relationship with this ...girl... if he already knows she's a fucking liar.
    She must suck some gooooooooood dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fievel View Post
    I'd say best solution is delete whatever he has and stop talking to her. Or just ask the bitch to see her drivers license
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    why in the fuck would your friend want to continue a relationship with this ...girl... if he already knows she's a fucking liar.
    She must suck some gooooooooood dick.
    This too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    why in the fuck would your friend want to continue a relationship with this ...girl... if he already knows she's a fucking liar.
    She must suck some gooooooooood dick.
    Actually that's exactly the reason.

    Lol trust me. I know how to handle my women. altwight has some serious shit going on at times.

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    Post the pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dmitry View Post
    Post the pics
    Seconded, unless its child porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Despain View Post
    Actually that's exactly the reason.

    Lol trust me. I know how to handle my women. altwight has some serious shit going on at times.
    you need to let him know there are other dick suckers in the world. many of them.

    I was fuckin a girl last monday... she said it was too soon to start suckin my dick.
    I was fucking a different girl on tuesday, i said i needed it sucked.. she got to work. Guess who's stayin on the team?

    Where am I going with this? I don't know... yall just need to know a nigga got some head.

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    Its what me and a buddy of ours have been trying to tell him but :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    you need to let him know there are other dick suckers in the world. many of them.

    I was fuckin a girl last monday... she said it was too soon to start suckin my dick.
    I was fucking a different girl on tuesday, i said i needed it sucked.. she got to work. Guess who's stayin on the team?

    Where am I going with this? I don't know... yall just need to know a nigga got some head.
    I definitely needed to know, thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Despain View Post
    Its what me and a buddy of ours have been trying to tell him but :/
    is this his first umm......piece of cake? if so, you can tell him all this stuff about the girl, true or not, he won't see it or care cuz he's getting cake for the first time and it's yummy.

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