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    Either his first piece of ass or first love. Pick one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Despain View Post
    she's a pathological liar
    That alone should give you an answer on what your freind should do.

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    came expecting pics... no pics to be found.

    Son am dissapoint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    you need to let him know there are other dick suckers in the world. many of them.

    I was fuckin a girl last monday... she said it was too soon to start suckin my dick.
    I was fucking a different girl on tuesday, i said i needed it sucked.. she got to work. Guess who's stayin on the team?

    Where am I going with this? I don't know... yall just need to know a nigga got some head.
    She make the toes curl?

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    Well if the mother hates him that much I would have to say let it go just for that reason alone. It's obvious he hasn't been seeing her a long time since he has no idea how old she is. Cut and run be happy with what he got.

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    I can't post anything because people would know who it is. :/

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    Is the mom hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    you need to let him know there are other dick suckers in the world. many of them.

    I was fuckin a girl last monday... she said it was too soon to start suckin my dick.
    I was fucking a different girl on tuesday, i said i needed it sucked.. she got to work. Guess who's stayin on the team?

    Where am I going with this? I don't know... yall just need to know a nigga got some head.
    I've always gotten head before fucking the girl. Why are you doing shit backwards lol.

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    i didn't say the shit was in order. I needed her to suck it to get it hard. It was hot as a bitch in the car and the a/c was not workin... it was fuckin with my performance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acturus View Post
    Is the mom hot?
    This. Go for the mom.

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    That's probably all the mom really wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    I needed her to suck it to get it hard.
    Sure is some bitch shit in here.

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    when is the last time you've fucked when it was close to 100 degrees? We was sweatin bullets before i even stuck it in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    when is the last time you've fucked when it was close to 100 degrees? We was sweatin bullets before i even stuck it in
    I live in LA, don't have A/C in my apartment, and fuck all the time.

    What do you think?

    Man up.

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    Why would you willingly live somewhere without AC? Fuck that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyn View Post
    Why would you willingly live somewhere without AC? Fuck that.
    (actually i have a window unit, i just don't use it very often)

    The rent is cheap (for LA), and I'm making a point here goddamnit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I live in LA, don't have A/C in my apartment, and fuck all the time.

    What do you think?

    Man up.
    you're the man though, you cant hold everyone to your standards

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    plus arch is putting it in dudes asses which kuya says is like twice as hard, whats your deal seanr?

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    stay away from the chick.

    bro....... BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    TAKE MY WARNING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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    Stalk her, send her texts that she won't reply to, and be enough of a dickhead that the mother has to get a restraining order against you. Err, your friend rather.

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