Soccer is gay

[Shojin]

Because all you really need for soccer is something spherical to kick around and a lot of open space, and there must be a lot of open space in mexico or wherever it is that you live because nobody wants to live there

[Kuya]

Yes, a lot of soccer is played here because it is lame like mexico. It is lonely being a god amongst gay ants.

[Conrad]

[Shojin]

You know I jest, Kuya.
All sports are shit. Unless they involve women in scantily clad clothing wrestling in some sort of lubrication.

[Shojin]

With big tits. This ain't no itty bitty titty committee wrestling.

[Kuya]

Well sure, but soccer is the worst. You might as well just let two referees battle it out to see who wins because that's all soccer is.

[Shojin]

It is pretty pathetic that as the most popular sport in the world, the people in charge refuse to use goal line technology or instant replays. And yeah, bias in referees has been noted a lot.

[Kuya]

Exactly, shit sport.

[Shojin]

Ewww that player had hairy legs, shave them gdi.

I think this quote says it all about the people that enjoy soccer.

[Cleverness]

Kuya I am confused. Don't poor hispanic people usually like soccer?

No that's baseball, our countries are just full of sticks and stones to play the game.

[Blarg]

is it a hate crime if you beat up a soccer player because it's almost assuredly a gay beating

[Shojin]

No that's baseball, our countries are just full of sticks and stones to play the game.

But I think they only play baseball because in America it is a lot more popular than Soccer, so they have a better chance at getting signed to an American team and obtaining a green card.

[Shojin]

American Football is out of the question because they don't have enough food to eat in order to bulk up

[-Ant-]

Mcdonalds is gay too

[-Ant-]

and France for that matter

[Cleverness]

But I think they only play baseball because in America it is a lot more popular than Soccer, so they have a better chance at getting signed to an American team and obtaining a green card.

If that's not the American dream, I don't know what is.

Also yes you're right, rest that don't get signed to an American team and stick with it try and join the national team. And then the rest after that go play soccer.

[Shojin]

Mcdonalds is gay too

fucking frenchies

[Kuya]

Mcdonalds is gay too

oh god, europe is even poisoning american food with gay now

[Qalbert]

special sauce

[Tajin]

It's called soccer, not football. Another name for it is shit.

You're so fucking deep in nigger shit your brain is damaged.