Story Time, Children!

[Cantih]

Well shit, guess that clinches it. If for some bizarre reason I ever end up milspec, It's gonna have to be the navy. The other reasons being, I heard once, no matter where you go you're usually going to have a bed, and also my grandfather was navy.

[Cantih]

We all hop into the hot tub, naked. Within minutes I’m fucking Kristin and Jeremy …. Is passed out with a girl taking breaths to suck on his balls, because the other girl is riding him.

Within minutes I’m fucking Kristin and Jeremy …. Is passed out

I’m fucking Kristin and Jeremy

As your attorney editor I advise you to add a comma in there.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Epic story, I thought you didn't make posts worth reading in spam

he got upgraded and skirkle downgraded days ago. pay the fuck attention

[Seanr]

for fuck sake.. you wrote a god damn harry potter novel. this shit better be good when i read it later. right now i dont have the attn span

[SephYuyX]

Oh, I didn't mean that in any disparaging way to you. I have a lot of respect (and admittedly, envy) for someone with the ability to grab life by the balls the way you do and take what you see. I've never been one to act first and worry later, so I have an appreciation for people who are able to do that because they typically tend to be happier than people who plan everything out like myself. Trust me, I have a lot of respect for you -- I don't look down on what you do in your personal life at all. Just not something I could do myself.

^ word for word



I was loln when you mentioned she had a bf, she must have really wanted the BLD. Also sucks that theyre so poor over there, paying for her college tut with just pocket change is just /palm.

[Abandon]

I lol'd when i heard about the boyfriend as well, and since i'm not the type to push anything once a bf is in the question, the entire night was just the best accident ever.

[Conrad]

^ word for word

idk how I feel about comparing yourself to me

[Abandon]

Also, i took no offense to what you said, Skirkdawg.

[Conrad]

Just wanted to make sure we're clear about that

[Akanei]

Holy fuck.

I'm joining the Navy.

[Abandon]

Keep in mind, not all encounters will be the same for others as they have been for myself and Perm. However, if you put forth a bit of effort and are outgoing, friendly, and not too hardcore of a tourist, anything can happen.

[Kiarax]

You die in the Navy you die for real.

[Colenzo]

You die in the Navy you die for real.

red raft or the blue raft

[QuePsiXI]

US Army
AWW YEAAAAAH.

(Your experience may differ.)

[Akanei]

Keep in mind, not all encounters will be the same for others as they have been for myself and Perm. However, if you put forth a bit of effort and are outgoing, friendly, and not too hardcore of a tourist, anything can happen.

I live in Vegas.

[Abandon]

Vegas isn't Europe.

[Akanei]

The club/bar bitches are the same, except the locales are much much nicer-looking.

[Akanei]

Not to mention 90% of the people who visit act like fucking tourists.

[Abandon]

your locals on average do not touch the average women on this side of the pond.

[Akanei]

Man, why the hell would I go for local chicks if I'm hitting up the club? I'm looking for bitches with accents.