Story Time, Children!

[Abandon]

accents all over here, and without the price tag of vegas bars. MUCH cheaper.

[Akanei]

Just sayin, brah.

I'm not gonna go to a sushi bar and ask for a hamburger.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Keep in mind, not all encounters will be the same for others as they have been for myself and Perm. However, if you put forth a bit of effort and are outgoing, friendly, and not too hardcore of a tourist, anything can happen.

Yeah there would be dudes that would take hours to get off the ship getting ready and ironing and trying on outfits and then we'd leave port and all they got were hookers.

We'd just roll out in jeans and t-shirts, find an out of the way bar and act like rockstars and bitches start swarming. There was this pudgy little CT that spoke fluent Japanese, Korean, Russian, and Chinese and could speak a few other languages in bits and pieces like Thai, Vietnamese, and Tagalog. He would take us like 2 hours out of the way from the port we hit and just close local bitches for us without fail.

And like Abandon was saying about the Croat currency, in most of the countries we hit our currency was like $1=$100-200 easily. We'd roll into Thailand and get a 5 star hotel cabana for like $40 a night. Roll outside of the city and scoop some local bitches and bring them back for a holiday. Take em shopping, feed em, the works.

You can do fine in asia if you know how to work it. The guys that end up fucking trannies are the ones picking up bitches at bars right off the pier.

[Marcicus]

abandon is going to conquer the world with all the seeds he is laying

[AidenCarby]

Croatian chicks boyfriend is gonna be heated when that baby comes out black as fuck. Also, careful out there dudeski, don't go catching anything out there :/

[Kiro]

Sent that story to my friend who's joining the Navy soon.

[Cantih]

Sent that story to my friend who's joining the Navy soon.

Abandon, making the Navy recruiter his bitch since Yesterday, 10:16 PM

(Is there a fucking option to turn of the today/yesterday on post times? sometimes I want the goddamn date and not have to wait two days)

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

holy shit. only in Europe. have you fucked with swedes or norwegians yet? lol

i heard as far as quality woman go in Europe, they're at the pinnacle of trophy fucks

Fuck dude, this chick with Norway I used to kick it with was fucking amazing, lemme' try to find some pics.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1...4027849d79.jpg

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5638/...e0ce963427.jpg

They're pretty old, she was 16 or 17 at the time, but fuck man, DAT ASS indeed...

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Hotter in person + the accent helped a lot. We never did anything, but back in high school, I was grateful to have her sit on my lap hahahah

[Kiro]

Overalls lol.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Hahah holy shit I never caught that. TWO THOUSAND-EIGHT MORE LIKE NINETEEN EIGHTY-EIGHT

[Seanr]

OK.. I read the story. Gooooodaaamn son! puttin in work like a champ.

[Purrrfect]

I don't visit spam, but I'm damn glad I saw the link in your sig Abandon. Awesome story! Be sure to sig more future epicness.

As your attorney editor I advise you to add a comma in there.

This got me too lol. Had to read that line a couple times to make sure I got it right...

[Conrad]

hey was the Greece story ever posted

[Ragnell]

nupe

[Odon]

I don't visit spam, but I'm damn glad I saw the link in your sig Abandon. Awesome story! Be sure to sig more future epicness.



This got me too lol. Had to read that line a couple times to make sure I got it right...

Out.

[Cantih]

The Amsterdam story was never put up either, unless I missed it.

[Abandon]

holy shit, necro. I have drafts of both Amsterdam and Greece somewhere. They both might've been on my work pc though, and well... I'm nowhere near that thing anymore.

[Howie Roary]

lord knows you couldn't swim to it