To the asshole who

[Kiro]

I had a few liquid cocaines and 4 double shots of vodka at a friend's place.

Threw up on his girlfriend's feet.

[The Blackrose]

I got rocked and I was the host, no matter hard of a game all you you talk, you know this is fucked up.

Rule number 1 of hosting: You don't get fucked up.
Rule number 2 of hosting: Always have something blunt in close proximity. Aim for the kneecaps, to the outside pressing inwards. It's a break point. Never let them get away.

[Mizango]

Miz, I'm gonna need an answer to that question before you fall asleep.

That's something I can't let slip until tomorrow

Caught me just in time lol, checking now

[The Blackrose]

Alternatively, hire somebody to bounce. If you are making people pay per cup or at the door, give a percentage of the proceeds. Else, pay a decent stipend. If potential bouncer is your friend, then money may not be an issue.

[Akanei]

Sup.

[Akanei]

NAH I'm just playin, I don't puke like a bitch.

[Heian]

Idk man, im a pretty hardcore dude and what not but niggas know not to shit or binge in purge in my bathroom. Hang with more blacks and less androgyny tainted, Karen Carpenter wanna be white boys.

Niggas might steal shit and may even put a cigarette or two out on your leather couch, but one thing a nigga wont do is blow chunks all over my Maradona-esque bathroom pieces.

Thats just low lol.

Good call miz, I have heard some horror stories, right now I am just trying to think of a way to get it down the drain without touching it but it seems that is not entirely possible.

[Colenzo]

idk man, a nigga puttin a cigarette out on your leather couch, that shits fucked up

[Demosthenes]

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[Ashira]

didn't we very recently have a similar thread that some random posted about this very same issue? haha

As to the drain... I suggest some good dish gloves, and something to cover your face, preferably smeared with Vicks or something so you don't smell that shit and puke yourself. :/

[Demosthenes]

One of the last parties I had someone broke my toilet seat and puked all over my bathtub. Better believe I gave his drunk ass cleaning supplies and made him clean that shit the fuck up.

[Mizango]

http://ithuglife.files.wordpress.com...k-yo-couch.gif

Exactly lol.

One of the last parties I had someone broke my toilet seat and puked all over my bathtub. Better believe I gave his drunk ass cleaning supplies and made him clean that shit the fuck up.

See, this is why youre a boss.

[Demosthenes]

Yeah, I was not having that shit, it is what happens when guests bring a random fatass you've never met before to your house party. When he was done cleaning it. I made him sit outside for a few hours till he sobered up.

[Heian]

It happened so late we do not know who did it, my best friend showed me as the party was wrapping up around 1:00AM. Whoever did it bailed, just trying to figure out who. Might have been one of my roommates friends.

[Tajin]

Missing the Facebook drama but yes, yes Ashira

[Abandon]

I only have ivve, lin, and niggy on my FB. how come all the girls wanna add me and none of the br..........oh. haha I love me

you fucking faggot, add me on fb

[Lucavi]

Hey man, I sure do love parties and booze.

[Rocl]

how do you even break a toilet seat this does not process

[Demosthenes]

how do you even break a toilet seat this does not process

I have no idea dude.

[Rocl]

I have been trying all morning to break toilet seats but it seems I am incapable of such a thing