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  1. 2010-07-04 15:44 #1
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    Centipedes

    Are solid proof that God hates us. Heaven, God's love, etc...it's all a lie. Those disgusting hideous creatures that torment mankind are a testament to this.

    We are hated by The One.
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    They eat other insects.

    They require a damp environment to live, so you shouldn't be seeing them outside of the basement/bathroom unless you have a damp (and probably moldy) living area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    They eat other insects.
    The only thing I like about them. They like cockroaches. Fuck cockroaches, hate those things.
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    that's not a centipede, it has only like 90 or so legs
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    its a common house centipede, theres no other classification for them
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    Just because I find one in my living room, it doesn't mean it's moldy and damp in there.

    I don't see them very frequently (thank God, although I shouldn't thank him because he hates us) but they do wander into my bedroom or living room every now and then.

    THEY ARE SO FAST ARGHHHH.

    I just want to shoot them with a gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greatandfoolish View Post
    its a common house centipede, theres no other classification for them
    count the legs, there are only like 80-90 there, it is some sort of other creature
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    count the legs, there are only like 80-90 there, it is some sort of other creature
    Now that makes me think has anyone even tried to count how many legs are on the Millipede or h/e its spelled XD
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    why would you bother to count, it says right in the name. centipedes have 100 and millipedes have 1000, it's just science
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    I know I shouldn't be scared of centipedes (logically, the chances of you going to bitten by one is really small), but there's something about those... legs that just creeps me out.

    Still, centipedes > leeches. Those bloodsuckers seriously piss me off. Lazy moochers.
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    When I was in boarding school in Nigeria, we were next to a lagoon. Leeches galore, everywhere. Especially during floods. I've never been caught by one, but I always used to see them on other people. It always made me shudder. I can watch them on tv and see pictures, but seeing them irl and alive and one someone makes me makes my screen crawl.

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