Confessions Thread

[Mertron]

Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you Kevin?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On whether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.

[Shojin]

I also think I would consider life won if I can get someone to commit a troll induced suicide. So close, yet so far.

Likely candidates are Shojin and Leeroy. Book it.

Nigga you have some selective reading, I don't hate the 360. I openly troll the Wii, but that's because it is a shit console. Where are you when I praise the 360?

You can't be this mad because of the full retard comment. Which btw, was dumb of you to compare first party to third party.

[TheShadyMan]

I am utterly bewildered that people take my rage posts seriously.

[Shojin]

And PC gaming is and always will be superior to consoles, hardware and community-wise.

[TheShadyMan]

Nigga you have some selective reading, I don't hate the 360. I openly troll the Wii, but that's because it is a shit console. Where are you when I praise the 360?

You can't be this mad because of the full retard comment. Which btw, was dumb of you to compare first party to third party.

Dude. How can you really be that goddamn easy to troll? All he has to do is TALK ABOUT trolling you, and you get mayad.

[Shojin]

Not trolled, me and Miz been fucking with each other for a while. No hate here. He's still my boy.

[TheShadyMan]

You should open up a face savings account, I bet you'd get some sick dividends.

[Shojin]

Nah.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

you are V Neck? what the fuck are you smok..... Ohhhh yea you are black

see what I mean?

[Mizango]

This is why we absolutely have to chill when I'm in North Carolina again to see my mother. Seriously.

You'd better believe it! We'd have our very own 2 person Pandemonium reunion of awesomeness.

I have also always wanted to meet you because I think you're one of the only people I could openly talk to about life and all of its associated troubles.

Game recognize game <3

So I'll make you buy me everything I want, I'll chat your ear off, and then you won't get to fuck me in the end. It'll be like a proper date.

Its ok, Ryko wont get mad. Lets just throw caution to the wind and make passionate gorilla fux and play vidya.

Not trolled, me and Miz been fucking with each other for a while. No hate here. He's still my boy.

It's all love, you'd be surprised how many niggas think im serious though lol. Shits cash in the bank dawg.

[Mizango]

I want to kick it with Sean, but not because Leeroy thinks he's pretty but because that nigga has been on my team for a minute and I know we would wreck shit.

Add Ryko, Tyven, Abandon and every other "my nigga" on the forum to that and youre good. Well, everyone except Domon, fuck that nigga. He's the only dude to ever diss me in RL and in XI, those wounds still bleed.

[Shiroikage]

Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you Kevin?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On whether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.

Fucking lol.

[Seanr]

Trust me, it would not end well. I get into too much trouble, and somewhat easily influenced. We would end up havin to fight someone.

[Seanr]

I once slept in a clothes donation box... or was twice. also slept in a grass field on some newspapers. WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH ME THAT SUMMER?!

[Shojin]

It's all love, you'd be surprised how many niggas think im serious though lol. Shits cash in the bank dawg.

For real. Anyway, next time you have Bill's balls in your mouth, can you ask him to make Netflix and online play available to silver members? I'm running out of free trial codes.

Spoiler: show

<3 lol

Spoiler: show

No homo.

[Seanr]

there are free trial codes?

[Kiro]

Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you Kevin?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On whether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.

L m f a o.

[Akiyama]

I don't eat as much cake as you'd think.

[Chun Liroy]

I want to kick it with Sean, but not because Leeroy thinks he's pretty but because that nigga has been on my team for a minute and I know we would wreck shit.

don't lie.

[Rocl]

In the spirit of the original confessions thread I merged: I no longer watch The View.