Lindsay Lohan - u gona get raped

[Klutz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ls6WvLnDYs

I can't believe she's crying to be honest. Yeah going to jail, etc. But she broke three laws, didn't attend her alcohol classes, and obviously doesn't give a shit. She had NINE absences from her classes (disclosed by a fellow alcohol abuse classmate).

Bitch is ridiculous. 'Bout time she woke up.

[Mizango]

Such a waste of a life. With that said she'll be out after one night and write a NYT best selling book about the experience.

[Mjd]

Such a waste of a life. With that said she'll be out after one night and write a NYT best selling book about the experience.

Or go on tv

[Klutz]

Such a waste of a life. With that said she'll be out after one night and write a NYT best selling book about the experience.

After she gets out of jail Miz no one will want her. Go grab it while you can.

[Takedown3]

id hit it, pre or post jail it aint no thang

[kuronosan]

Really? Man. The air of desperation is thick.

No telling what kind of nasty-ass diseases she's infested with.

[Lucavi]

I'd still hit it - I'd play connect the dots with the freckles, no lie.

The money's just a side bonus, but she can keep the drugs. I like having a clear head.

[Klutz]

Really? Man. The air of desperation is thick.

No telling what kind of nasty-ass diseases she's infested with.

Pre-jail or post-jail? :D

[Atreides]

I'd still hit it - I'd play connect the dots with the freckles, no lie.

The money's just a side bonus, but she can keep the drugs. I like having a clear head.

she aint got no money

[kuronosan]

That's like asking about a pre-op or post-op tranny. Neither for me, but knock yourselves out.

[Correction]

she aint got no money

This. Chances are anyone who's hired her in the last two years has a sobriety clause in her contract. If she got busted and went to jail, they'd withhold a % of her paycheck as insurance against it.

[Klutz]

she aint got no money

She will after the post-hearing interviews. She's putting a price on the interviews of upwards of like $1,000,000. She's going to make a ton of money because of this sentence. NBC all up in this bitch.

[ZarakiKujata]

Seriously, jailtime seems to have worked out for Martha Stewart/Paris Hilton/every other skank of this generation who's been in the clink with this guy

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1324/...9fa06a51_o.png

[Mizango]

After she gets out of jail Miz no one will want her. Go grab it while you can.

Negative. I can appreciate a good freak but I wouldn't touch this skank with someone elses dick.

No homo.

[Shalyn]

I think she's hot

I feel bad for her (kind of), not that she can be excused of all of her idiocy but from what it looks like, child stars tend to get really effed up. I'm sure her parents were of no help, either.

[Emirii]

She had a great career, i remember watching her movies when I was young. Well money and fame don't bring happiness for most people...

[The Stig]

Won't she just pull a Paris and get out of jail within 48 hours? (Actually I forget how that was possible but it's something I remembered)

[Mizango]

Won't she just pull a Paris and get out of jail within 48 hours? (Actually I forget how that was possible but it's something I remembered)

Exactly.

[ZarakiKujata]

She had a great career

She did? Outside of the early kiddie movies she made like The Parent Trap/Confessions of Teen Drama Queen which should not really be counted, her only noteworthy movie is Mean Girls and that movie was good b/c of Tina Fey's awesome script/inspite of Lindsey since she was definitely the least funniest cast member..

[Ksandra]

Seriously, jailtime seems to have worked out for Martha Stewart/Paris Hilton/every other skank of this generation who's been in the clink with this guy

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1324/...9fa06a51_o.png

biggest turn around I'd say was Robert Downey Jr. He was on n' off in jail and court ordered rehab programs for like 7 years and came back and became a super star.