Question about Cats

[BerenTebogo]

Just got PM from OP:

Subject: Hey Faggot

How you doin.

Just letting you know, i'm still alive. Probably will be for the next 60 years, breathing your air.

I'd love to see you in my situation. This isn't the ghetto, maybe. But if you're not in the ghetto either, fuck dude, I won't take shit from you.

LOL.

Maybe try not owning a cat if you're too poor to support yourself, faggot?

God damn, LOL. Thank you so much for being THAT FUCKING STUPID to PM me.

[Max™]

If he is eating kraft he still has more than enough money to help the cat, come back when you start bitching about eating the 1 pack of ramen for 8 cents a day.

Come back when you go through the drive-thru at McDonalds to pick up change people dropped to buy ramen to feed you and your little sisters.


But seriously, cats rock.

Reggie lost half his tail a few weeks ago, he's an in/out cat, so that kinda stuff happens sometimes, but the weird thing is how it was sheared, looked like he caught it between the corner of a fence and the post or something, flat cut straight across on one side.

He comes in like "hey guys, food bowl is full, come eat if you're hungry!" as usual, without anyone getting a good look at him (black cat at 11 pm in a dark kitchen), then we notice little drops of blood near the bathroom (he drinks out of the toilet, wtf, armpits rested on the seat, head in the bowl like a drunk with a hangover), follow the trail to Reggie sitting there like "oh dude, you noticed that stuff too, I keep finding it everywhere" with a bit of white bone where the last half of his tail was.

Vet/antibiotics and all that jazz ftw, now he's just got a stumpy little tail with a bone club on the tip, hilarious.

Still no clue what happened, haven't found the rest of the tail anywhere, lol.

[SubzeroDiabolos]

I'll make it easy on everyone. Ban me and keep this thread open forever in the sticky. Go ahead.

[Quixon]

If you're not from the ghetto you clearly have no opinion Sath.

[BerenTebogo]

PM#2 from OP. I can't make this shit up, LOL

Subject: again

actually quite pleased that all of my clearly over-reaching insults and accusations are turning out to be 100% self-fulfilling.

Insults and accusation are 100% self-fulfilling. I guess you're just as much as me a little incompetence of this earth. If i'm the mcdonald employee (wich i'm not), you're the fucking port a pottie cleaner.

Fucking LOL.

[Cleverness]

I live in ghetto and have 2 dogs who I've had to treat for various things over the years. The fuck does that have to do anything? Then again I don't work for $7 like you do OP with the intelligence you're showing us here.

[BerenTebogo]

ITT: E-thugs not understanding that PMing me =/= private conversation as I've clearly demonstrated countless times in the past.

Hoooooly shit.

I'm half expecting another one saying "if you came round here my friend and i would show you what we do to your kind round here, boy"

[Quixon]

I feel a little bit bad for the OP, as it is now apparent he is mentally handicapped in some way.



Nevermind, that was just indigestion.

[Cleverness]

Say that to my face irl, see what happens.

[Max™]

I feel a little bit bad for the OP, as it is now apparent he is mentally handicapped in some way.



Nevermind, that was just indigestion.

Hey, I take offense at that because it amuses me to do so!


So yeah, anyone got a cat that drinks out of the toilet?

Actually never had one that does this, he goes over, props his butt up against the wall, armpits on the seat, and just goes to town. You walk in and he looks at you like "yup, exactly what it looks like"... wonder if he gets mad about what we do in his water bowl?

[Resin]

On topic: You're not the right person to own a pet; not in your economic situation, anyway. Take the cat to a shelter or someone who can spend $100 without it affecting their meals.

Off topic: This is the commercial that tears me apart...even more than the Sarah McLachlan one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ODC5e3AEa8

[Judai]

Hey, I take offense at that because it amuses me to do so!


So yeah, anyone got a cat that drinks out of the toilet?

Actually never had one that does this, he goes over, props his butt up against the wall, armpits on the seat, and just goes to town. You walk in and he looks at you like "yup, exactly what it looks like"... wonder if he gets mad about what we do in his water bowl?

One of my mom's cats drinks from the toilet if people forget to close it. She jumps on the seat and sticks her head down though. She also drinks from the faucet, like running water, and licks the shower floor.. I really don't get her, since there is always plenty of clean cold water to drink, lol.

My sister's cat also likes to drink from the sink and lick the shower floor. My cat is pretty normal though.

[Ksandra]

So yeah, anyone got a cat that drinks out of the toilet?

Oh man, you should put that cat outside and abandon it. It's the humane way. (sarcasm on the internet)


But ya I had one cat that went to town drinking in the toilet. Another runs up to it when you flush it and whirls her head watching the water go down. My current kitty is terrified of it.


[edit] I'm amazed that the OP keeps trying to throw the "pity my life" card when that just further proves he shouldn't have a cat...

[Max™]

Reggie actually bitches at us if we leave the lid down, as I do out of habit. He's got access to any water bowl in the house, the dog's often has a couple ice cubes in it, nice clean cool water... but nope, he loves the toilet water for some reason.

He's amusingly talkative, loves to ho check ya, "mrrreowwwrrr" 'whatcha want bud?' "mrrr" *he leaves*, but if you follow him he'll keep it up til he shows you what he wants, be it Alfie pissing behind the kitchen table, or that there is plenty of food to eat, so you're welcome to join him.

[Corrderio]

Okay another dumb question, but does anyone have a cat that won't sleep in a bed? We got my cat a bed to sleep in, he used it for a bit, but now he only sleeps on the floor and in my bed.

[Judai]

My cat didn't care for the bed we got him also. Instead he decided to make a duffel bag into a bed, right next to the one we bought him, and sleep there. It was like he was mocking me for trying to buy him a nice comfy bed.

He generally just sleeps in my bed at night or on the couch next to me or in one of 10 other spots at my place when I'm not home.

[Mojo]

I've only had one cat that liked to sleep in an actual 'cat bed.' Most of my cats have always just slept on random pieces of furniture.

[tyven]

this thread go hard

[Ksandra]

Okay another dumb question, but does anyone have a cat that won't sleep in a bed? We got my cat a bed to sleep in, he used it for a bit, but now he only sleeps on the floor and in my bed.

pretty much they're going to sleep in your bed lol. I've never seen a cat that loves a "cat bed".

Cats are funny in that for the most part they like to pretend they don't care, but they really do, and like to be near you.

Plus, your bed is probably way more comfortable and they're going to want to sleep there, no matter what you want lol.

[Corrderio]

True I guess, it just seems like whenever we get something for my cat he's more interested in the box than the actual thing. He loves crawling in boxes for some reason.