Sex Ed to be taught in Kindergarten....

[Plow]

That's an apt analogy, but I think I have a better one. Since you've done coke, you should spurn publicly funded education on the prevention of drug abuse on the basis that your drug usage qualifies you as the only teacher on the subject that your child will ever need.

Since, you know, Max's statement was directly related to the "school should stay out of Sex Ed, it should be the parents job" statements in this thread.

But hey, by all means, let's just go with yours.

Again, D.A.R.E. worked fucking awesome on everybody I know.


IF U TAKE LSD U GONNA THINK U CAN FLY AND JUMP OFF BUILDINGS LAWL!

IF U SMOKE POT U GONNA RUN OVER 5 YEAR OLDS IN DRIVE THRU!

[BerenTebogo]

I'd definitely much rather have people who haven't done coke telling my children about a subject they haven't experienced.

D.A.R.E. was super fucking effective on everybody I knew, that's for sure.

Well as long as personal experiences, not social, cultural, or societal pressures, are the benchmark for public education...

[Weiing]

Again, D.A.R.E. worked fucking awesome on everybody I know.


IF U TAKE LSD U GONNA THINK U CAN FLY AND JUMP OFF BUILDINGS LAWL!

IF U SMOKE POT U GONNA RUN OVER 5 YEAR OLDS IN DRIVE THRU!

Yous gotta be trollin'.

DARE was unsuccessful for multiple reasons, but a police officer's personal experience (read: use) with drugs ain't one.

[BerenTebogo]

Again, D.A.R.E. worked fucking awesome on everybody I know.


IF U TAKE LSD U GONNA THINK U CAN FLY AND JUMP OFF BUILDINGS LAWL!

IF U SMOKE POT U GONNA RUN OVER 5 YEAR OLDS IN DRIVE THRU!

This is the equivalent of citing "Abstinence only" education as the only form of Sex Ed.

Good on ya, mate.

[Correction]

Plow's mutant superpower is turning any thread into a No Sir I Get The Last Word wasteland.

[Weiing]

This is the equivalent of citing "Abstinence only" education as the only form of Sex Ed.

Good on ya, mate.

What I was thinking. Someone needs to brush up on analogies?

[BerenTebogo]

What I was thinking. Someone needs to brush up on analogies?

While this is the case, it will never be recognized as such. I'm going to do my best to evacuate this Titanic of an argument before it turns into the last Plow vs. Elvis debacle.

No promises though. I am easily baited.

[Plow]

This is the equivalent of citing "Abstinence only" education as the only form of Sex Ed.

Good on ya, mate.

Are you fucking retarded?

In many areas, abstinence only *IS* the only form of sex ed.


Look, it's cool and all that you desperately want to turn the conversation away from the fact that you completely missed the point of what he was saying, but the fact is this:

Nobody can explain why being an unprepared teen parent sucks better than someone who's been an unprepared teen parent. It's absolutely retarded to imply having been through it means you're unfit to teach your children about it.


Have fun with your early halloween, though.

[Tsuko_Asura]

As a kid? You don't have the level of control you're speaking about. That kind of stuff comes down to your parents and sadly if they fail you get stuck inheriting the fail from them.

As an adult I agree.

Within 20 years Im sure they'll have a special on MTV where teens fuck in front of a live-studio audience the way things are going.

You don't have to be an adult to possess the ability to think critically.

[Arvin]

in 6th grade my friend used to tell people they give donald duck a blowjob because there was some kinda clip of someone impersonating donald duck getting a blowjob and i was really confused and thought to myself 'how is he happy that someone is blowdrying his hair?'

[Tyche]

Had my kids after I owned a house, with a yard, and was with my wife for almost 10 years. We were 23. Do you have to meet 3 of the 4 precursors to have children?

Also, kids should know about sexual abuse and the difference between male and female parts long before they enter public school. My 3 year old does. Step the fuck up parents.

[Yabby]

in 6th grade my friend used to tell people they give donald duck a blowjob because there was some kinda clip of someone impersonating donald duck getting a blowjob and i was really confused and thought to myself 'how is he happy that someone is blowdrying his hair?'

I loved this audio clip, was some funny shit. And those DARE videos were the best.

[Arvin]

it wasnt funny for me, because i didnt understand it and everytime i heard 'blowjob' i heard the sound of a hair dryer going off

[Yabby]

it wasnt funny for me, because i didnt understand it and everytime i heard 'blowjob' i heard the sound of a hair dryer going off

I had a talk with the parents when i was about 5 or 6 but i don't think i heard this till 9ish? I do remember getting in trouble in 1st grade for telling a kid birds don't bring the baby it comes out of the pussy. I remember my father laughing when he came to pick me up that day.

[Correction]

Nobody can explain why being an unprepared teen parent sucks better than someone who's been an unprepared teen parent.

I'm not 100% sure what you're trying to argue here but your broader point seems to be that Max's 'teen preggers are unqualified to educate on the prevention of more teen preggers' is incorrect. I think. Your sentence structure is terrible.

But you're only arguing the 'experience' angle, which isn't the whole picture. People who lacked the wisdom to avoid an early pregnancy aren't magically granted the ability to communicate about sex ed to the very young simply because they experienced it. That's what easily disqualifies them and can explain why teen pregnancy rates in Da South are so terrible.

Inb4another 'LOL U KENT REED' one-liner from Plow.

[miokomioko]

I had sex ed in 6th grade. It taught me nothing I didn't already know.

[Kohan]

Personally, what I enjoy about this topic most of all is that the person who posted it probably doesn't give a damn about the replies that offend their delicate sensibilities. Most likely, they're going to ignore every sound bit of commentary mentioned herein.

Of course, that's exactly why this sort of thing must be taught in schools: because people like the cunt who started this topic don't know how to raise their kids themselves. Too many "parents" aren't parents at all, but self-absorbed adults who think they know what they're doing because they got knocked up/knocked someone else up, and shat out a wrinkled gremlin.

Children receive an education in school that's supposed to prepare them for life. Life involves a lot more than mathematics and grammar.

[darki]

I don't think it's a bad idea to teach children about sex ED from an early start, but mind you kinder garden is a little too-young, they are still too innocent to know even think of the difference. Some parents suck, not their fault no one gives you a book to be a parent, regardless of your age.

It wouldn't be a bad idea to give children an early start on sex ed depending on how the class is implemented, of course you wont be telling a kinder gardener about condoms, that would be pushing the limit, but telling them about the differences in gender and body parts wouldn't hurt.
It's something even at home parents should do from the start, and tell their children where they shouldn't be touched. It's things my own parents did with me.

[Kohan]

Some parents suck, not their fault no one gives you a book to be a parent, regardless of your age.

You're posting in a topic regarding a form of education, and you're idiotic to say that it's not someone's fault for not educating themselves? As if someone can't go to a fucking library, use Google, or otherwise learn how to be a Goddamn parent before shitting out a baby? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I hope your brand-spankin'-new BG account implodes.

[darki]

Children receive an education in school that's supposed to prepare them for life. Life involves a lot more than mathematics and grammar.

Sadly we can't rely on the school to teach children about morals, those are things they also need to learn at home. You can't really rely your whole children's education on the school, I believe you gotta give more than that.

But seeing as how parents are falling behind now days for the most part, I believe schools do need step it up a little more.