How to be a fucking BOSS!

[Demosthenes]

1. Be a take no bullshit worker
2. Understaffed by 3-5 people
3. Underlings slacking off as well as doing shit that would cause them to be fired, thinking they are safe because we are short.
4. Suspend 3 of them
5. Fire 4 of them
6. When your direct boss tries to backpedal your decision to fire people, threaten to write him up and forward to his bosses, (the company owners) for failure to follow procedure.
7. Enjoy the stink-eye and wide berth he gives you.

[Demosthenes]

I WAS ON A FUCKING WARPATH!

[Meat]

8 )fuck their white women

[Demosthenes]

8 )fuck their women

ftfy

I don't discriminate. They just need to be over 19.

[Blarg]

quit adding to the recession man

[Demosthenes]

quit adding to the recession man

<BurningFinger> MORE LIKE CONTINUE FIRING INCOMPETENT WORKERS SO THAT HARD WORKING PEOPLE CAN GET JOBS

[Blarg]

those people have kids man, kids who don't have any food in their stomachs and now they are out on the street turning tricks and doing hard drugs to numb the pain

[Cantih]

Having bred is no excuse for being incompetent.

[Demosthenes]

those people have kids man, kids who don't have any food in their stomachs and now they are out on the street turning tricks and doing hard drugs to numb the pain

Next time you get hired to do a job, you at least attempted or pretend to do it, while not stealing or being an insubordinate douche.

[Kiro]

those people have kids man, kids who don't have any food in their stomachs and now they are out on the street turning tricks and doing hard drugs to numb the pain

lol

[Demosthenes]

They'll remember how good they had it, and when they get out of the gutter, clean up and get another job, they'll get fired again. Can't teach old retarded dogs new tricks.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

you didn't get your dick sucked in that whole sentence.

boss fail is fail

[Blarg]

these kids are now homeless which means they are outside in the cold and rain peeing in dark alleys and on strangers beds

how would you like to have to pee on someone else's bed

[Demosthenes]

I don't mix work and play. I don't eat where I shit. I am the bossiest boss of them all.

[Demosthenes]

these kids are now homeless which means they are outside in the cold and rain peeing in dark alleys and on strangers beds

how would you like to have to pee on someone else's bed

MOTHERFUCKER!

[Cantih]

Doesn't R Kelly pay for that kind of thing?

[Meat]

ever had to fire an old nigga, that's the worst shit in the world

[Shiroikage]

Did they eat your burger

[Demosthenes]

Did they eat your burger

nobody has done that since they knew I purchased laxative and fire people for it.

[Blarg]

would you fire me if I ate your food, did nothing, and stole from the company

keep in mind I have 6 children with big children eyes and fluttering eyelashes