NSFW Hide Your Naughty Bits From Airport Security

[BerenTebogo]

Okay, so as I thought it doesn't give an exact image with flesh tones on it right?
What the hell do I care if some random stranger has a picture of my blue balls. They can have it.

Some of the images from some machines are borderline, but it is nothing like the image in the OP.

It's not something I'd want my wife going through with a guy monitoring it, but they don't do that, obviously. Men for men, women for women.

Anything less and it'd be spread wide for massive lawsuits against a multi-billion dollar industry.

[Niiro]

Someone trying to make bank off of people's knee-jerk stupidity before airlines ban them and people realize they were retarded to begin with.

Everyone hates airlines for one reason or another they're just exploiting the whole "stick it to them" mentality to make a quick profit.

[Kuya]

It's a good idea to have men check men and women check women because i know that men aren't attracted to men or women attracted to women. Give me a lollypop, mommy.

[BerenTebogo]

It's a good idea to have men check men and women check women because i know that men aren't attracted to men or women attracted to women. Give me a lollypop, mommy.

Eh. I'm less concerned about the fat black chicks with fake nails than I am about the guys with pedophile mustaches.

Personal preference? Probably.

[BerenTebogo]

Also, we all know homosexuality is a sin and airlines are the closest organizations towards our holy father. They'd never employ heathen gays.

[Meat]

I rather like the idea of someone taking a peek at my gibbets. are they inverse pasties, perhaps some sort of magnifying glass pasty that i can use to make my already glorious man parts even more visible?

[Vuitton]

Seeing as these machines only see through the first layer of clothing (as seen in the xray images that still display the bras, panties, briefs, and in the security guard's case: his jockstrap), these pasties basically do nothing if you already are in the habit of wearing your bra and panties, or an additional layer of clothing.

[richardd]

I rather like the idea of someone taking a peek at my gibbets. are they inverse pasties, perhaps some sort of magnifying glass pasty that i can use to make my already glorious man parts even more visible?

oh man, this guy needs to go in the BG hall of fame for "poster to look out for". ppl talk about spitting their drink on their screen, and i almost did it. ooooooohweee. ok


i really dont care about others glancing over at me, tbh. im quite comfortable in that area, but!!! i wouldnt feel comfortable with them looking at my wife/gf/whatever's parts because, lets face it. thats like the #1 subject in the breakroom, and the last thing i want them to talk about is my gf's peircings if she had any or whatever. and its not just here, even as a bouncer, my fellow security guys will whip out their phones, put on night vision and try to get pics of nipples so we have something to talk about later. i cant imagine how bad airport must be. i seen those security guys. their maturity lvl doesnt look like its any better than my coworkers in the SLIGHTEST, lol.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Um what if you don't fit under those pasties? That is scary. I have to go read about this now. I wonder why bra hooks wouldn't show, and under wires on bras.

[Vandalhart]

Aren't underwires and what not plastic? I'm pretty sure most plastics won't show under and x-ray.

[isladar]

They're metal.

[Warudo Ecksu]

Um what if you don't fit under those pasties?

go on a diet

[jmc]

the guy in the video just looks like a total creep to begin with lol

[Komm Suesser Tod]

go on a diet

I don't think any diet in the world will shrink your nipples.

[Sylvrdragon]

Airport Security: "Tits or GTFO"

[Gadritan]

We saw this shit coming 20 years ago.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...l_skeleton.jpg

Next step: Bitches with 3 tits.

[Tythera]

Next step: Bitches with 3 tits.

I'm all for this day

[Kerberoz]

$20 for a couple disks of aluminum foil? Genius.

[*Shinzon*]

So it's ok that they can see the shape and size of your boobs but not your nipples. Oh get over it. Don't like, don't fly lol.

[Tagus]

"Scanners and Radiation"
Full body scanners are known to admit strong forces of radiation. For this reason, Flying Pasties highly recommends other forms of screening. Unfortunately however, Flying Pasties' products DO NOT provide protection from scanner radiation.

You mean these don't come in lead? What a ripoff!!