Listen here, faggots

[Abandon]

Alright. When I get back, I am going to take a vacation. There have been preliminary talks about a trip to Vegas, but if others have ideas (and a spot for me to crash), bring your ideas here. The coast doesn't matter. Give me a date ahead of time so i can see if i can get it off, doesn't have to be immediately when i hit the states in late october. in fact, i honestly don't care, i can always take leave to bounce out. Other ideas i have are a north carolina bbq and vidya gamez stop, a NYC romp, and maybe even a Cali stop... depends on which of you are other there. If interested, speak the fuck up. i have to go to work, but let's see these ideas.

[tyven]

i will not invite you because i will tell you to go to vegas. last time i went to vegas i texted akanei looking for cocaine, he ended up in jail. it was awesome.

[tyven]

you should do the same

[Mizango]

I would invite you, but I am afraid you would wind up having sex with my mom and girlfriend at the same time.

Yeah, that's pretty much a foregone conclusion.

[Mizango]

Also, we'd need to iron out this Tyler Perry rift first, cause that shit aint healthy.

[Conrad]

who the fuck likes Tyler Perry

[Mizango]

who the fuck likes Tyler Perry

Exactly. Apparently Abandon does.

[Conrad]

aw hell no

[Conrad]

Mad loss of cred with that.

[Conrad]

stop right there, bald guy from law & order

[Mizango]

Skirk knows wtfx up. This is something we simply can not ignore.

[Mizango]

His real nigga license has been suspended indefinitely.

[Mizango]

Aren't black people supposed to like Tyler Perry because he is also black?

No sir. That spade can eat a gaggle of dicks.

What other explanation is there for Spike Lee or the majority of rap music?

Just one explanation; niggas.

It's why Obama is president anyways.

All you have to do is look at the election and the riots in Watts and L.A. to see the power of niggas with a collective one track mind. We usually arent on the same page, but when we are goddamn we can fuck some shit up.

[Chun Liroy]

No sir. That spade can eat a gaggle of dicks.

Pretty sure he does that already.

[Chun Liroy]

He likes to dress up like a grandma when he does though.

[Conrad]

crossdressing for Jesus

[tyven]

i bet this guy has a monique poster in his room

[Mertron]

most people take a vacation to relax

what kind of vacation is needed from fucking foreign women?

[Colenzo]

fucking native hookers in vegas thats what

[Abandon]

Hold the fuck on, you flock of cockbags. Nigga, i explained to you what the fuck was exactly the deal with that shit roy, and i told you what the fuck i'd do to your yellow fever having ass if you didn't drop that shit. Olroy, you shut the fuck up when grown men are talking. Skirkdog, don't make me domesticate all the women in your family; it won't take much to do, but i'm a nice person and therefore haven't done so already.

But it's cool, if you faggots don't wanna get down with me, didn't wanna see you punk bitches anyhow. Me and sandlols will fuck the place up.

ROFL