I need an idea for a creative/innovative product/service.

[SephYuyX]

Go.

[Calintzpso]

Rent a Friend.

It sure is lonely playing dora the explorer on ps2 by myself.

:/

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Better yet.

Midget beatings,

When you can't feel any lesser of a man, call a midget to beat you up.

[mootsfox]

I'll play with you seph.

[SephYuyX]

:EEEE

[greatandfoolish]

kill yourself

repeatedly

[Mertron]

sure is get the fuck out in here

[Colenzo]

smells like vagina in here

[Chun Liroy]

sure is get the fuck out in here

 

[Ryko]

Hamburger earmuffs

[Zalius]

make cough drops that go from being mentholy to being crazy sweet and sour flavors when thc is added to them

call them journey drops

[Ivve]

how about a service that comes over and puts up or takes down christmas lights for you. some assholes still have that shit up in july, so clearly they need help

[Qalbert]

guy on my block has red white and blue july lights

[Tempyst]

ghostbusting services

[Qalbert]

has the added benefit of making you feel good

[Ivve]

how about a service to kick people you don't like in the crotch

[Ivve]

i would pay for that service

[Ivve]

it works especially well for people that you hate but are not in close proximity. for example, you could have people you find annoying on BG kicked right in the dick. how satisfying would that be? admit it: pretty satisfying.

[Ryko]

Too many mods would send them to my house, uncool.

[SephYuyX]

Ivve wins.

[Conformity]

Ivvy raep service, whenever u need 2 raep someone raep ivvy