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  1. #41
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    I'd love to see the results of a paternity test, seriously.

    Also, if that IS the result of a genetic fluke, I'd get that kid checked over for other stuff. It's gotta take some serious gene-twisting to result in a blond white kid from two black parents.

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    ...Ablino?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deiopea View Post
    ...Ablino?
    they ruled out that he was an albino

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    Seriously noone can read, goddamn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    Now will the whites admit they came from monkeys?
    Oh man, lol. I was just all smiles until I saw this, then I lost it. Bravo good sir, ahaha.

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    Clearly, reading is hard for me

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    What a cliffhanger with the no paternity test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Seriously noone can read, goddamn.
    They can. They just can't understand a grammatical unit of one or more words, bearing minimal syntactic relation to the words that precede or follow it, that often precede and follow in speech by pauses, having one of a small number of characteristic intonation patterns, that typically express an independent statement, question, request, command, etc.

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    wut
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    cwutididthar

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    In other words, lolnigeria.

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    this was the first thing i thought of
    http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Ra...te_parents.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franzer View Post
    this was the first thing i thought of
    That happened to my old boss. I would have paid money to see the look on his face. That's a hell of a way to find out your wife is cheating.

    He has a bigger heart than me though. He's still with his wife, and despite the kid living with her biological father, he's kept a good relationship with both of them. Kid comes down to visit on the weekends and such. It's fucking weird man, lol.

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    Why has noone mentioned me myself and Irene, btw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Why has noone mentioned me myself and Irene, btw?
    Cuz we're all thinking of way more important things, like how this is going to make the best House episode ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    whites detest the darkies
    ftfy. Racists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadritan View Post
    That happened to my old boss. I would have paid money to see the look on his face. That's a hell of a way to find out your wife is cheating.

    He has a bigger heart than me though. He's still with his wife, and despite the kid living with her biological father, he's kept a good relationship with both of them. Kid comes down to visit on the weekends and such. It's fucking weird man, lol.
    Thats a big man there.... i wouldn't be able to forgive that kind of betrayal.

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    I thought at first the baby was albino, before reading that she was not. Her features look black also. The kids and the baby share the mother's nose shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuePsiXI View Post
    ftfy. Racists.
    Them damned darkies. So... dark.

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    The article I saw in my daily browse didn't have the "not albino" caveat, so I had the same thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BWYuko View Post
    Cuz we're all thinking of way more important things, like how this is going to make the best House episode ever.
    lmao.

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