Where is luke when you need him!?

[gandorf]

A lot of robbers use force. This one used the Force.

A bandit decked out in a Darth Vader costume strolled into a Long Island bank yesterday - and walked out with a wad of cash.

The villain looked ready for Halloween, wearing the "Star Wars" scoundrel's signature mask and sweeping black cape.

He lost some authenticity points for a pair of camouflage pants.

The get-up struck one customer as so funny that he started joshing with the Darth Robber after he strode into the Chase bank in Setauket.

"The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery," said Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb.

But Darth wasn't kidding - and he wasn't going to be stopped by a non-Jedi Knight.

He won a "shoving match" against the incredulous customer before using his piece to order him to the floor, Lamb said.

And his weapon was no joke. He was carrying a pistol instead of a lightsaber.

Cops released a surveillance camera image yesterday showing Darth at the teller counter, loading bills into a bag, while the customer cowers on the floor.

The fake Darth made a quick-footed getaway, and the bank was still checking its drawers late yesterday to figure out how large his take was, Lamb said.

It was the second recent off-the-wall bank robbery. On Wednesday, NYPD cops arrested a man dubbed the "Bouquet Bandit," saying he brought flowers and potted plants into banks he robbed.



http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_c...t_li_bank.html

I guess he really needed the money to rebuild the deathstar.

[Cyn]

While I approve of the message in your avatar, the general obnoxious flashiness of it is fucking annoying.

No comment on the bank robbery.

[Mizango]

Ahh weak! I thought this thread was going to contain naked bitches and large amounts of weed.

Misleading title is misleading.

[Callisto]

Skywalker, not Uncle, lol

[Max™]

So, I was thinking...

You subtract "In" from a name to get your Sith name: (in)Sidious, (in)Vader. Had Luke became a Sith, would his name have been Darth Cest?

[Callisto]

[Mizango]

Skywalker, not Uncle, lol

Exactly. I seriously thought this was a 2 live crew thread lol.

[Mizango]

So, I was thinking...

You subtract "In" from a name to get your Sith name: (in)Sidious, (in)Vader. Had Luke became a Sith, would his name have been Darth Cest?

Oh I got it.... loool

[Fievel]

Took me a minute too, but I get it now

[Priran]

inplagueis
inmaul
intyranus

this naming scheme works perfectly

[Tricen]

Inyourmom. Well damn

[Abandon]

JUST SHAKE THAT AAAAAASSSSSSSSSS BITCH AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT

[Illek♫]

I guess he really needed the money to rebuild the deathstar.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/u.../04/vader3.jpg