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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress Stowastiq View Post
    I thought it stayed in hair way longer than a week. Perhaps you can try to qualify for a med mj prescription?
    Depending on the drug, hair tests can detect drug use years prior.

    I've heard some people getting hit even with 7years of sobriety.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee View Post
    Depending on the drug, hair tests can detect drug use years prior.

    I've heard some people getting hit even with 7years of sobriety.
    thats mostly for cops and such, it depends on the test as you said. I could be wrong but I think the normal test is 3 months to a year.

    edit: I no that the FBI test is at least 2 years back check for drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    because fuck the man, that's why
    And apparently fuck being employed too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dejet View Post
    thats mostly for cops and such, it depends on the test as you said. I could be wrong but I think the normal test is 3 months to a year.

    edit: I no that the FBI test is at least 2 years back check for drugs.
    Well that would make sense, since that's where I know it from.

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    I never thought it would be a hair test, only figured piss. The real irony of the situation is that my gf got a 5x better job doing something more serious and no drug test at all

    think im gonna go with scrubbing my hair with dawn and swimmers shampoo. Test is monday afternoon

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    this thread lol

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    Moral of the story is don't smoke lol?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    think im gonna go with scrubbing my hair with dawn and swimmers shampoo. Test is monday afternoon
    Too bad it's so soon, else I'd recommend a trim.

    Good luck regardless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kumbai View Post
    Moral of the story is don't smoke lol?
    always one of you faggots in a thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    always one of you faggots in a thread
    oh common sense is just the faggiest

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    lolpotheads.

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    You're not going to "beat" the test, but there's a good chance that once a week will fall below their threshold level, or they won't care about THC anyway. Shampoo isn't going to do anything. Maybe bleaching, coloring, and ironing your hair about 20 times in a week would destroy it enough to be untestable.

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    My teach who has done drug tests, meaning actually worked at the centers said this: "If you've smoked pot, and were trying to flush it out we know, it's the same with any drug test, they always know. It's just a matter if we like you that we'll pass you."

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    The fact that you think an employer cares about your shitty pot habit is amusing. I highly doubt that your hair test is being pulled for marijuana usage. Then again, employees that smoke marijuana are typically tardy and absent more often than normal employees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Then again, employees that smoke marijuana are typically tardy and absent more often than normal employees.
    Glorious. How I do love opinions stated as facts. They always amuse.

    This is why the internet is such a wonder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    Glorious. How I do love opinions stated as facts. They always amuse.

    This is why the internet is such a wonder.
    Pot head.

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    Simply put if your looking for a job you shouldn't do any kind of drugs. Do them after your hired!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrosisX View Post
    Simply put if your looking for a job you shouldn't do any kind of drugs. Do them after your hired!
    Random drug screenings. My roommate who smoked weed frequently got injured on the job, called in the next day saying he got hurt and didnt want to make it worse by coming into work. They came up with some corporate BS that he had to go get cleared by the doctor and take another drug test. Well, he fessed up and said that he wasn't going to pass a drug test and quit right there as to not get fired.

    Anyways, lesson of the story, dont smoke and you wont have a problem.

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