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  1. #21
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    Damn that was pretty amazing.

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    before i get a chance to read this, is he actually on the run right now?

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    I wish I could tell you that OP fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richardd View Post
    before i get a chance to read this, is he actually on the run right now?
    No, he wrote all of this after his release.

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    Shit, thought it would just be some bullshit story but that's actually pretty damn enlightening.

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    The method of killing in jail sounds absolutely horrendous.

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    Eli Manning is my Lord and Savior
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    The way he described it was horrific, I can't imagine having to actually witness that. And this was only after 2 years, can't imagine anyone truly being 'reformed' after being locked up for 10 seeing stuff like that.

  8. #28
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    Let me see if i understood that right. They try to make a hole in someone with barely sharpened objects and then pull out their innards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Let me see if i understood that right. They try to make a hole in someone with barely sharpened objects and then pull out their innards?
    Truth.

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    Pretty much... jab a hole big enough to fit your fingers/hand in then rip shit out.

  11. #31
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    Fuck that bullshit

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    Yeah I wouldn't really want anyone to pull out my insides. Note to self: don't try to bite off anyone's balls in jail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casty View Post
    Well, now I'm depressed.
    My thought was more like "Well, I'm going to be extra careful to never commit a crime now."

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    tl;dr don't break the fucking law.

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    And it (the drug) turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.
    They should use this for drug rehabilitation.

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    It's nice to see it confirmed by someone inside though what most academics have been saying. A large part of encarcelated blacks (and possible latinos) is due to non violent drug related crime. The US could really use some drug decriminalization.

    Quote Originally Posted by wagon View Post
    They should use this for drug rehabilitation.
    How would blowjobs stop people from using drugs rather than using them.

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    Eli Manning is my Lord and Savior
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    But then how will they learn that not being white is a crime?

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    Really shows how things work that many blacks are in there because of non violent drug related crimes but the white convicts think that most of the blacks in there are there for violent crime. Super black violent crime.

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    Makes me almost want to never break another law again @_@

    Very good read. I was surprised. I don't usually lose my attention with things, but easily can, if that makes ANY sense. This kept me reading the whole time.

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    Don't know why people are feeling sympathy for this dude, he hasn't learned shit.


    Btw the whole I'm not gay but I was so lonely that I fucked some men and traded blowjobs with another man while on drugs is hilarious.

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