2 Years In Prison - A Man's Story

[Belkin]

There are also minor continuity issues with it as some person began to point out earlier.

The fact that he said "I have not seen my parents since I got out." then a short while after "I went to my parents house as to not violate my parole."

He also switches from having two cellmates over the course of his term to three. The third one magically never gets an explanation however.

I'm sure I could find more if I went back and reread =/

[Milkster]

This was a terrible story. He made it seem like people think prison is just rainbows, flowers and ponies fluttering around. You commit armed robbery and think people will want to be associated with you still? You become addicted to Heroin and look like shit in front of your parents and think they want to do anything with you still? You go to prison and think the world will stop and wait for you? What kind of world did he live in before he went to prison? This is pretty much a attention whore.
"I went to prison man, and did things to stay alive. It was hard wahhhhwahhhboohoo."

[Yuri-G]

I thought it was a pretty good story. I don't know where people are getting the idea that he's whiny, he seems to be pretty aware of what he's done and why he is where he is. though he doesn't seem happy about it, I doubt anyone would be.

the only flaw I saw with his story is that there was very little hot gay prison sex. plus he said he was kinda fat, which makes the few blow jobs that take place even less appealing. a shame, really.

[Kuya]

When people hear prison stories the only thing they really care about is the hot gay prison sex.

[Milkster]

the only flaw I saw with his story is that there was very little hot gay prison sex. plus he said he was kinda fat, which makes the few blow jobs that take place even less appealing. a shame, really.

First he said he could feel all of his muscle mass start to turn into fat because of his diet then he said he was fat. It was to inconsistent. He was pretty whiny about people moving on though, what can you expect.

When people hear prison stories the only thing they really care about is the hot gay prison sex.

Pretty much. Prison gang bangs, guard/prisoner rape, etc.

[Yuri-G]

When people hear prison stories the only thing they really care about is the hot gay prison sex.

damn straight. I still need to watch Oz at some point.

[Demosthenes11]

I know I love me some hot convict on convict action

[BRP]

This thread reminds me how much we thrive on seeing others suffer. So much that people in this thread are unamused/unimpressed by the ex-con's suffering and some even want to see him suffer more. Thank god the law is so easy to break.

[tyven]

This thread reminds me how much we thrive on seeing others suffer. So much that people in this thread are unamused/unimpressed by the ex-con's suffering and some even want to see him suffer more. Thank god the law is so easy to break.

10/10

[Kuya]

People are unimpressed because the hot gay prison sex scene wasn't all that.

[Yuri-G]

First he said he could feel all of his muscle mass start to turn into fat because of his diet then he said he was fat. It was to inconsistent. He was pretty whiny about people moving on though, what can you expect.

whoops, didn't read part 4 before I replied to you. he was sounding pretty cool up until that point. getting into all the crap about narcanon and talking about robbing an armored car, that's fairly lame.

[BRP]

Ex-cons are so whiny, I swear to god.

[Elcura]

Imperfect people aren't allowed to complain.

[guartz]

seriously? nobody else sees the correlation between that kid and bukowski?

[archibaldcrane]

getting into all the crap about narcanon and talking about robbing an armored car, that's fairly lame.

Narcotics Anonymous sounds incredibly lame. Are you saying he shouldn't think it's lame, give himself over to a higher power and start drinking the koolaid, or that he shouldn't talk about it because that reality bothers you?

[Kohan]

I wish Kohan was the person that this guy robbed, or Elcura. this guy is a straight clown.

My brother went to prison for 6 years like a boss, he is about to graduate from the university of Oklahoma. This shmuck did 2 years, and wants to flee the country because being an ex con is hard. boohoo

To be truthful, I wasn't outright offended by this statement as Elcura was; I can't tell if you're serious or not, so I applaud you on confusing me.

If you were, though, I did post earlier in this thread about how I've been held up at gunpoint before, and have been in numerous situations where weapons were used against me. I still feel sympathetic toward the guy who went to jail for holding me up.

[miokomioko]

No one made him hold you up.

[Tagus]

seriously? nobody else sees the correlation between that kid and bukowski?

seems like a stretch.....

good read tho. I'd be interested to hear what Tyven's bro says about his description of doing time, since obviously most of you clowns critiquing this don't know what the fuck.

[Yabby]

Narcotics Anonymous sounds incredibly lame. Are you saying he shouldn't think it's lame, give himself over to a higher power and start drinking the koolaid, or that he shouldn't talk about it because that reality bothers you?

Anyone know what happens if you are kicked out of NA? I just know hearing all that god shit would drive me nuts and i would start trolling everyone talking about how god helped them get over it.

[Plow]

seriously? nobody else sees the correlation between that kid and bukowski?

obviously his mom did