Gimp/Confused/WTF Player Thread XX: RAWDAWGGIN' IT

[SaviorSelf]

Some retard in an old shell I was in went from ACP body and koenig helm to both valhalla pieces fulltime. I forget what his motto was, something haste is useless and PLD is all shield skill all the time. He did other stupid shit too like wear koenig head and homam feet as /WAR, and wouldn't swap to turban + af1+1 feet instead cause apparently haste +3 and shield +5 > haste +5 shield +12.

[rog]

Turban has no def.

[Draylo]

and its ugly!

[rog]

You're just a racist!

[Dooom]

Holy shit. Sounds A LOT like a dude in the LS I was in (but instead of grim cuirass..... the dood had adaberk, then he started full timing shadow breastplate when he got it.... -.-)

Apofis?

[Shenrien]

Some retard in an old shell I was in went from ACP body and koenig helm to both valhalla pieces fulltime. I forget what his motto was, something haste is useless and PLD is all shield skill all the time. He did other stupid shit too like wear koenig head and homam feet as /WAR, and wouldn't swap to turban + af1+1 feet instead cause apparently haste +3 and shield +5 > haste +5 shield +12.

Skarred was the best tank ever! HE HAD VALHALLAS!

[fredjanx]

Apofis?

Yes.

[Dooom]

Yes.

He's the only person I've met in my time on FFXI who really made me want to commit acts of physical violence upon another. He did Ein with Nephilim until we merged with Finale and got loads of stuff - e-body, w-body, w-head, p-hands feet and head (that he bid on!), and that p-body. Well, when our first p-body dropped it was after he'd already got all that other stuff, and he was only lotter/bidder. He started going on about how he was so happy, this was the thing he wanted from Einherjar and everything else was "just nice" and "not important". We're all a bit "er, ok, whatever man"... and then he passes the p-body abj. He starts emoing, saying how he'd just "wasted a year's work and it was all for nothing" and I got... quite annoyed, calling him a selfish cunt who should count his blessings 'cos no other groups would put up with such a waste of space as him and how the fuck could he call his time wasted when he had so many drops but others who contributed far more had none (the failing of DKP systems!). I took LS off at that point to prevent the scene getting any worse, but man, if I could have committed GBH on him I would have. His gear choices were all utterly stupid, and the only reason he didn't get kicked was 'cos people felt sorry for his RL situation ("aww, he has an illness, we have to ignore that he's an idiot" - no we fucking don't, give me a pearlsack!).

[fredjanx]

wall o txt

Jesus christ. I wish I had a screenshot of his gear.
iirc, it looked like
Nightfall/some grip/bomb core
Varangian Helm/Kubira Beads/Brutal Earring/another earring
Pbody/Homam hands/Rajas/Spiral
Aesir mantle/Anguinus/Homam legs/Homam feet

Spoiler: show

full time.

[BadKarma]

Totally Brah. No swaps.

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[Draylo]

it's ok, he has a cerb mantle

[Guitarman]

I'm at a loss for which dick joke i want to make right now. So many possibilities.

[AidenCarby]

Chill out dude.

[Kidnoftle]

Do them all then.

See what you did there.

[Kidnoftle]

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[vagus]

Chill out the dong is on it.

[rog]

and the only reason he didn't get kicked was 'cos people felt sorry for his RL situation ("aww, he has an illness, we have to ignore that he's an idiot" - no we fucking don't, give me a pearlsack!).

As long as he had a doctor's note, he's allowed to be gimp.

[Wakabo]

Maat's cap triumphs again!
Full time etc saw no gear swaps.

[rog]

OSHIT SON, HE'S GOT 107 GOLDSMITHING!

[Wakabo]

You touch it, you buy it.