Piranha Movie

[OWS_Tonx]

Didn't see a thread made about this, am I the only one who is stoked for this?

[Jinn]

I watched Mega piranha like 20 times when it was on SYFY (DVRed that shit) LOVED IT!!!

Piranhas are the modern day dragons, gonna see this at least 3 times.

[OWS_Tonx]

Syfy channel is bomb when they do the movie marathon things.

[SamanosukeShiva]

cept piranhas are naturally nonviolent animal.

they better put some kind of mutation or something in the plot

[OWS_Tonx]

wouldn't be a proper scifi without

[Jinn]

cept piranhas are naturally nonviolent animal.

they better put some kind of mutation or something in the plot

are you kidding me?!?!?! they eat flesh dawg!!! FLESH!!!!!

[Byrd]

Didn't see a thread made about this, am I the only one who is stoked for this?

You're definitely not the only one who is stoked for this.

This movie looks awesome. Shlocky horror, tons of gratuitous nudity and violence. All in 3D. It's got Ving Rhames, Dr. Emmett Brown, and at least two recognizable porn stars. Seriously, how can it go wrong?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4

Not to mention the most NSFW red band trailer I've seen for a mainstream movie, although it's less a trailer and more a T&A clip spliced in with shots of Jerry O'Connell doing his best Joe Francis impersonation.

It's also got this little gem of a video where the actors present it for consideration for best picture, which is pretty funny if a little bit NSFW for language. "Look, now you nominate 10 movies for best picture. What are you going to do, nominate Inception 10 times?"

I'll be there this weekend with bells, whistles and 3-D goggles on.

[OWS_Tonx]

word, just found out the theater here is showing it in 3D. Shit will be epic.

[Kuya]

This thread is sarcasm yes?

[Khajit]

This actually looks amusing.

[OWS_Tonx]

This thread is sarcasm yes?

No sir.

[Kuya]

Oh man, bad trip

[OWS_Tonx]

It'll be entertaining, which is all I'm looking for. Gives me a reason to see eat pray love afterwards, too.

[Qalbert]

unless puss is on the line there is no reason

[OWS_Tonx]

the last part was sarcasm

[Qalbert]

whew

[lamp]

Kelly Brook getting naked and in a lesbian scene with a porn star. Deserves an Oscar.

[Senji]

Kelly Brook getting naked and in a lesbian scene with a porn star. Deserves an Oscar.

http://meteoryty.pg.gda.pl/rozne/hih...eadExplode.gif

[Tyrath]

Edit: Can't read

I kinda wanna see this too, but I'll probably download it.

[Qalbert]

Just saw this today, and I don't watch a lot of horrorish movies so idk how it fares really, but the gore seemed ridiculously over the top, and some of the T&A could have been straight from a porn.
also

Spoiler: show

did not need to see a cgi penis get tore the fuck up. DO NOT WANT