I'm pissed off that I don't have a girlfriend.

[richardd]

what you sayin though son? lol

its true /cry

[richardd]

I bet you grab a tit and the shit pops out like those clown squeeze toys.
I bet you spanked a chick once and now there's a her-shaped indent on your wall.
I bet niggas think an M-80 went off when you snap your fingers.

pfft! we both know you the tough one that gets the girl in the end! lol

i wish i had some office lady tell me to strip and get my boxers off and meet her in the park for 15 min. even if she was ugly enough to turn down the most seductive thing a female has ever said to me was "hey, you look like a black aladdin from disney. i bet he was awesome in pornos" and 90% of me thinks she was j/k

[Mertron]

if you people are so concerned about your weight, get some lipo and donate it to me

5'9 150 and i cant gain weight for shit, i eat to not LOSE weight, halp

[Qalbert]

we would average out to fat

[Mertron]

np ill just stop eating for a while

[Seanr]

if you people are so concerned about your weight, get some lipo and donate it to me

5'9 150 and i cant gain weight for shit, i eat to not LOSE weight, halp

This ^

[Seanr]

feel like I have tapeworms sometimes....

[Denchi]

This guy is 6', 160lbs. Not everyone is built like a truck.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...s_Sharma-r.jpg

[Meat]

This guy is 6', 160lbs. Not everyone is built like a truck.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...s_Sharma-r.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q4dxZv-Lcc
i'd whoop his ass and make him suck my dick in front of his bitch.

[Blarg]

you would make a man suck your dick?

[Meat]

yeah, and i bet that fucking faggot would LOVE IT

[Blarg]

so his punishment is to making him do something he loves

[Meat]

in front of his bitch, did you miss that part

[Blarg]

well you have to mention that his bitch isn't into that kind of thing, she may be a freak who gets off on that and then you would be doing both of them a giant favour

[Kuya]

What if she loves it that he is sucking your dick, meat, i don't think you've thought this through.

[Blarg]

let's try to word that similarly another time

[archibaldcrane]

3q4dxZv-Lcc[/video]
i'd whoop his ass and make him suck my dick in front of his bitch.

What's that, 305?

Nice. I did 275 once but that was a while ago, my knee is all jacked up now.

[Blarg]

that's nothing, I've seen an astronaut lift like 600 lbs

[Blarg]

HEY, here in AMERICA we don't use no freaken metric system numbers you damn communist

[#686578]

What the fuck blarg