NSFW Another "What the hell, religion?" thread.

[BerenTebogo]

I think i just don't care enough to fuck with them myself. Plus i grew up in the south where going to church was... well.... cool i'm sad to say. I know it sounds dumb but if you didn't go (grades 5-10 i went to a school with 60~ people in it) people would consider you an outcast. During my time 60% of the sermon's were about giving to the church, 10% was about loving god/read the bible, and the last 30% was about getting your friends/family/lost people to come to church. So it is hard for me to get pissed at these people knowing they are just mindless zombies doing what they are told.

I guess what i'm trying to say is go fuck with their church head instead of them.

In all fairness, nobody is going to knock on my door before 9am for anything less than an emergency and leave without me being put on a "never visit again" list.

[Kuya]

Negative. It only takes one nail to hang a picture.

http://i29.tinypic.com/2irt8jk.jpg

[OWS_Tonx]

Still is, but I wouldn't do it again

[Neosutra]

Studies have shown that the level of education influences how quickly they have children and the volume prettymuch all over the world. It's almost as if once earl from the trailer park isn't their plateau in life they take it more seriously.

It's kind of like my family:

My wife and I (both physicists) are planning to have 0 children, so we can spend our life enriching ourselves through education, work, and science (as well as be greedy fucks that buy porsches and go to vegas instead of pay baby sitters).

My cousin works at a laundry mat and has 8 kids.

[Kuya]

HOW CAN YOU INFLICT PAIN UNTO THAT WHICH HAS NO SUBSTANCE P?

Fixed. They clearly have brains, otherwise, they wouldn't be able to annoy you.

[Antithesis]

(as well as be greedy fucks that buy porsches and go to vegas instead of pay baby sitters).

Damn skippy.

[Yabby]

Studies have shown that the level of education influences how quickly they have children and the volume prettymuch all over the world. It's almost as if once earl from the trailer park isn't their plateau in life they take it more seriously.

http://www.ifilmdb.com/Video/Idiocra...acy_poster.jpg
Which goes along with this.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/idiocracy.png

[Gadritan]

Growing up in the Bible Belt has desensitized me to shit like this though. Most of the people around here would probably be outraged that the court ruled against the couple. They'd probably say it was a ruling "against God," or some shit, then head to the pharmacy for their scrips.

[Quixon]

Before this goes any further, I think shooting Jehova's witnesses with paintball guns is fucking stupid. That shit hurts and is dangerous.

Feel free to fuck with them in a non-violent way by all means, but shooting them with shit really is kinda going the wrong direction in my eyes.

I might be driven to such actions. They would REALLY have to annoy the fuck out of me for it to come to that though.

I'm talking once/twice a week visiting my house at odd hours.

If I have to tell you twice to stay the hell off my property, you're getting greeted w/ something a bit more persuasive then an awkward conversation the third time lol.

I like the bucket of ice water much better than the paintball gun though. That shit would be hilarious.

[BerenTebogo]

It's kind of like my family:

My wife and I (both physicists) are planning to have 0 children, so we can spend our life enriching ourselves through education, work, and science (as well as be greedy fucks that buy porsches and go to vegas instead of pay baby sitters).

My cousin works at a laundry mat and has 8 kids.

Same. No kids for wife and I so we can not be limited in our goals and be greedy assholes with 2011 Nissan Skylines (auuuuugh, want.)

Not a day goes by that we talk to somebody in public impart their wisdom that, "OH YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER KIDS ARE A BLESSING" on us. Most times I ignore it, I've been known to be caught when extremely grumpy and respond with, "no, my life is plenty enriching as it is, I don't need to knock my wife up to give my existence meaning." Never goes over well.

[Yabby]

Growing up in the Bible Belt has desensitized me to shit like this though. Most of the people around here would probably be outraged that the court ruled against the couple. They'd probably say it was a ruling "against God," or some shit, then head to the pharmacy for their scrips.

Hypocrisy was the thing that got me out of the church.

[QuePsiXI]

Growing up in the Bible Belt has desensitized me to shit like this though. Most of the people around here would probably be outraged that the court ruled against the couple. They'd probably say it was a ruling "against God," or some shit, then head to the pharmacy for their scrips.

On the subject of religion, has your band been invited to any churches? Messenger of Hope seems like a wonderful group of young men who want to preach the glorious name of the lord. My grandma would probably love you all.

[Yabby]

Same. No kids for wife and I so we can not be limited in our goals and be greedy assholes with 2011 Nissan Skylines (auuuuugh, want.)

Not a day goes by that we talk to somebody in public impart their wisdom that, "OH YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER KIDS ARE A BLESSING" on us. Most times I ignore it, I've been known to be caught when extremely grumpy and respond with, "no, my life is plenty enriching as it is, I don't need to knock my wife up to give my existence meaning." Never goes over well.

I hear this all the fucking time. I normally respond with what you stated unless it was from my parents, or her parents. I have pissed off a few "Friends" by saying this tho.

[Wakabo]

I read "Oregon" and just shook my head for being in this state -.-

[Gadritan]

I'm in the same boat minus the woman part. Kids are cool and all, but I absolutely love the fact that I can hand my nephew back over to my sister after we're done raising hell.

There's no such thing as a 11' Skyline btw <.<!

[OWS_Tonx]

I might be driven to such actions. They would REALLY have to annoy the fuck out of me for it to come to that though.

I'm talking once/twice a week visiting my house at odd hours.

If I have to tell you twice to stay the hell off my property, you're getting greeted w/ something a bit more persuasive then an awkward conversation the third time lol.

I like the bucket of ice water much better than the paintball gun though. That shit would be hilarious.

When I lived in Somerton they tried to form a church I guess, anyways we had a bunch come by, maybe 3 times a week, but usually right after 6:00. We got tired of it after a while, like I said I wouldn't do it again, but I'd certainly enjoy watching it

[BerenTebogo]

I read "Oregon" and just shook my head for being in this state -.-

Hey now, Oregon was a beast in this case. Other states have disavowed any responsibility when it comes to this shit. Oregon stepped up and smacked them the fuck down AND charged the parents as criminals.

I think (need a legal person here) that may be precedent-setting in this narrow scenario. I don't remember criminal charges being filed in a case like this without a death.

[Yabby]

There's no such thing as a 11' Skyline btw <.<!

Here is the 12'

http://www.nissan-carz.com/wp-conten...line-photo.jpg

Looks sexy

[AidenCarby]

Same. No kids for wife and I so we can not be limited in our goals and be greedy assholes with 2011 Nissan Skylines (auuuuugh, want.)

Not a day goes by that we talk to somebody in public impart their wisdom that, "OH YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER KIDS ARE A BLESSING" on us. Most times I ignore it, I've been known to be caught when extremely grumpy and respond with, "no, my life is plenty enriching as it is, I don't need to knock my wife up to give my existence meaning." Never goes over well.

Agreed, got nothing against kids but when I see friends dealing with theirs it's like "fuck that". I'd rather be the greedy jew fuck that I am and keep my money to myself. Maybe it's just genes agreeing lol

[BerenTebogo]

[QUOTE=Gadritan;3989921]I'm in the same boat minus the woman part. Kids are cool and all, but I absolutely love the fact that I can hand my nephew back over to my sister after we're done raising hell.

There's no such thing as a 11' Skyline btw <.<![/QUOTE

http://media.il.edmunds-media.com/ni...102109_717.jpg

Goes by GT-R in America. It's a skyline.