NSFW Another "What the hell, religion?" thread.

[Caiti]

Tell her to turn it around on them. She can't have kids for XXX reason and then tell her to fake cry... O MAN that will shut them the fuck up.

It makes me rage so hard honestly. I'm too nice to say a lot of things on my mind, but that's hilarious. Will have to try this sometime. :D

[Gadritan]

"My man accidentally caused internal damage with his penis."

Pity AND jealousy all in one shot.

[Demosthenes11]

I'm going back to college this fall. Went to register today. I started laughing and yelled "are you fucking serious," when I saw "REL 211 Intro to Old Testament," and "REL 212 Intro to New Testament."

There's no justification for having these as college courses. Especially not when there's already a "World Religions," course. I guess some of the religious fruitcakes that come through the doors need a couple of gimme classes.

lol you are an idiot

[Gadritan]

lol you are an idiot

Why do you think I'm going back to school?

[Yabby]

It makes me rage so hard honestly. I'm too nice to say a lot of things on my mind, but that's hilarious. Will have to try this sometime. :D

Only reason i suggested it was my GF (5 years now) did it after getting a double hitter from someone we knew for 10 mins. Why are you not marred with children? I about started to laugh because i love that show, but she said what i posted and the look on that lady's face was priceless.

"My man accidentally caused internal damage with his penis."

Pity AND jealousy all in one shot.

Thanks i spit out my DP all over my desk.

[BerenTebogo]

How does one spit out double penetration?

[OWS_Tonx]

beat me to it, Sath

[Yabby]

How does one spit out double penetration?

I can't think of anything witty to say about this....... Small dick joke?

[Kyreth]

They need to be shot. I don't think I have to explain how I came to this conclusion.

It's a crime in that state not to give proper medical attention.

People who willingly neglect their children to death for "God's Will" need regular treatments with lead to the cranium. Until nature takes it's course.

[Caiti]

It's sad that you can't just get respect by saying "I have other plans for my life, and kids aren't involved in any of them" type things, that there has to be something medically wrong with you for people to accept your choices. I can imagine how funny it would be to say something like that to get them to shut up (and I most likely will say something out of pure amusement), but it still bugs me that I may have to resort to things like that to get people off the subject.

[OWS_Tonx]

It's a crime in that state not to give proper medical attention.

People who willingly neglect their children to death for "God's Will" need regular treatments with lead to the cranium. Until nature takes it's course.

The parents need to be shot, not the judge. I feel sorry for the kid.

[Yabby]

You could go for pure shock vaule?

"Why don't you have kids yet"


"Because i'm not prone to mistakes"

[Gadritan]

Demo. Prayer > shampoo.

[OWS_Tonx]

lol, I honestly don't know what I would say if someone told me that. But in the same sense, I wouldn't ask a dumb question like that to begin with.

[Demosthenes11]

Demo. Prayer > shampoo.

I did both just to be safe

[Kyreth]

So I'll ask this again... why isn't religion outlawed?

I'm an incredibly liberal dude, but the ideas that religion puts in people's heads is detrimental to society in so many ways. Is stupidity a trait we want to pass on to the future of humanity? Not that all stupid people are religious or anything, but most religious people I meet are pretty stupid (and I live in NY, I can't imagine Alabama!).

You have the right to be stupid in America- as long as that stupidity doesn't harm others. Thus you can be an adult and legally refuse medical treatment unto death, but do it to a minor who can't make that choice? Criminal.

[Kyreth]

The parents need to be shot, not the judge. I feel sorry for the kid.

Exactly. The judge is taking better care of the kid than the parents do.

[Zhais]

The guy is 44, and the chick is 23?

Jesus

[Quixon]

The guy is 44, and the chick is 23?

Jesus

Rofl. Seems to be the norm with the more "extreme" followers of religion.

[Max™]

It's an R35... and I hope it was a mistake that you didn't type "599 GTO" for the "car I'd like to die in" comment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOeovUY_Gjg



I wouldn't kick a GT-R out of bed, it is fabulous chunk of machinery, but I'd be thinking of the GTO while I was driving her.