United Airlines

[Osede]

I'm believe the state population will drop to 20% :D

[antihero]

and the problem is? >:3

[Bardicrune]

we should just kill fat people

We should just kill skinny people. They obviously don't enjoy life, otherwise they would have the gusto for food that fat people do and become fat and happy.

Fat and happy > skinny and mean

[Xno Kappa]

We should just kill skinny people. They obviously don't enjoy life, otherwise they would have the gusto for food that fat people do and become fat and happy.

Fat and happy > skinny and mean

Shut up fatty. Go run a mile and maybe you'll live a bit longer. Do us all a favor while you're still breathing heavily for the next 10~ ish years, take your overflowing fat flab off my seat.

[antihero]

preach it

[bigrougabagel]

While we're on who to allow on planes and not to allow, can we include people who smell just fucking awful? One of them snuck on a flight of mine a while back, as soon as he lifted his arms to get into the overhead compartment, a wave of arm funk that smelled like an entire lifetime of regret and home made soap nearly dropped me. He was a good 10ft away as well, I felt sorry for people at ground zero.

[Talint]

I've been pretty happy with JetBlue. Unless I'm saving a decent amount of money, I usually always fly JetBlue. I've only had one somewhat negative experience, and that was more of the brain dead employee's fault trying to give me sass than the airline itself.

And yeah, United is by far the worst carrier; have been for years. The two times I flew United, the first time I was involuntarily bumped, and the second time they lost my luggage.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Have the fucking worst service ever. Would not recommend.

I was trying to check my bag, which after waiting in line, took 30 minutes to get some damn service. I was first directed to one of the machines that I could check myself with. I tried it and it wouldn't read my card. When I tried to tell the bitch it wasn't reading my card, she just kept repeating to use the machine. So i finally get the attention of someone else, and they just tell me to try another machine. After that one didn't work, they gave me the runaround for another 10 minutes before someone was finally willing to run my card manually.

During this 30 minutes, I observed them giving other customers a time. A lady next to me was given someone else's ticket. After she told them she had the wrong ticket, they took it back and said they couldn't help her and she'd have to wait for the manager to get off of lunch. They were giving another guy shit because he was 2 lb over the 50 pound limit. Only a few examples, was a bunch of pissed off customers at the bag checking station.

The flight itself wasn't bad, no complaints there.

The only redeeming part of the flight is when my soap got confiscated at security, the guy said "Old spice odor blocker body wash is too powerful to go undetected by security"

Aw well at least you made it ok safe. And lol at the old spice.

[Melena]

At least united doesn't discriminate on whose luggage to lose. My mom works for them and a couple years ago when she flew out to california to visit me and some of her friends, they lost her luggage.

[Cream Soda]

Can't speak about Delta, but not using Southwest this is where you fucked up.

Was my first attempt in all honesty. They don't fly to my destination, so I couldn't.

[Zalius]

goddamn cs your haterwagon is out of control. food stamp jokes still going?

[Cream Soda]

yezzir. Lol got my haterwagon in spam too. Mod keeps locking every thread I make there, haha

[Rhinox]

How the fuck can you afford to fly two and three times a year yet you want to get on Foodstamps?

[Cream Soda]

How the fuck can you afford to fly two and three times a year yet you want to get on Foodstamps?

My grandma always flys me up to see her. I don't pay for it.

[Abandon]

cream, stop being a hobo and join the military. free baggage checkins, and i don't get hassled for shit, ESPECIALLY in uniform. i get bumped to first class quite often, and i haven't flown sober in years. :D

[Zetanio]

Fly JetBlue or don't bother flying. The last time I flew anything but JB it took me 18 hours to get from Baltimore to New Orleans. As everyone else said, United is also far and away the worst airline going. Avoid at all costs.

[kyod]

The worst experiences I've ever had were on Southwest. Flew back to my parent's place several times and Southwest managed to lose my bag twice, flight oversold several times, and experienced at minimum, an hour delay. Every time (Never was a dick to the baggage person or gate agents, since I know it wasn't their personal fault). Never flown Southwest since.

I've had good experiences on Continental, United (I'm in the minority here), and American (I prefer flying American). Took lolDelta once, I'd rather walk.

My biggest complaints with the non-lowcost carriers are the fucking regional jets. RARHFDHDFFDF

Edit: Also OP, unless you're flying out of the middle of nowhere, every airport I've been to has had lines to have a person check you in/check bags rather than using a machine. They're mostly meant for grandma/grandpa who can't figure out new-fangled technology.

[Cleverness]

We should just kill skinny people. They obviously don't enjoy life, otherwise they would have the gusto for food that fat people do and become fat and happy.

Fat and happy > skinny and mean

I know this may come as a surprise, but skinny people eat food too. They just work out to stay in shape.

[Rhinox]

I know this may come as a surprise, but skinny people eat food too. They just work out to stay in shape.

lol