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  1. 2010-07-29 12:47 #1
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    I wanna be a Stripper.

    srs
    If I just workout for the rest of the yr I'll be rock hard.
  2. 2010-07-29 12:51 #2
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    Do you need to be rock hard? I dont go to strip clubs very often
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    Except that one time my sister took me to a gay strip club to pick up one of her friends while she was babysitting me when I was like 12
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    What was it, Chip n Dales I think?
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    If you wanna look good stripping yeah.
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    What was it, Chip n Dales I think?
    Chip n Dales are for girls so its considered straight.
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    Oh well he was a male stripper that's all I really knew for sure
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    He came out in a top hat, black pants, and no shirt, but with a tie
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    All of the guys in a straight strip club are gay and all the guys in a gay strip club are straight.
    WHYYY
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGaga View Post
    Chip n Dales are for girls so its considered straight.
    Yep true. I wonder if male strippers at straight clubs make less/more money than they do at gay clubs.
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    Gay men have more money since they don't date women.
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    Men are more pervy too.
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    it's not all it's cracked up to be. i was a waiter at a club called hunkamaina in ny. maybe it was a regional thing but there were LOTS of busted bitches; fat black chicks, fat snookie looking guidettes, flat as a board boring azn bitches. The good shit happened at house parties, but i rarely went to those.

    the upside was I was easily pulling down 1k+ a week after tips, that's good ass money to a 20 year old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGaga View Post
    Gay men have more money since they don't date women.
    Fucking truth bombs.
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    you don't actually want to be rock hard, semichub at best to outline the package, but you don't want to impale anyone while workin
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    Outlined muscles as male will however get you more money than chub, unlike women.
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    fuck this
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