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    The smell of my new deodorant

    smells pretty good.

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    If it didnt, it wouldnt be very good deodorant.

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    Do you smell like Isaiah Mustafa? No. Can you smell like him? Yes.

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    I use all that shit, I probably still dont smell like him.

    Odor blocker smells like youre being drycleaned.

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    SWAN DIVE! the fuck out of spam.

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    My left ankle cramped randomly, it woke me from my nap.

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    Smells like you need to Get the fuck out

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    Shit, some girl just asked me to think of something to do tonight thats not dinner, not at a bar/club, and is just good for sitting around and BSing. Need ideas.

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    Movie, relatively shitty one that's been out a while.

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    also
    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    Shit, some girl just asked me to think of something to do tonight thats not dinner, not at a bar/club, and is just good for sitting around and BSing. Need ideas.
    lol

    is this where I point out that she didnt ask you to for something for you and her to do? Or at least it's not worded that way.

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    No, it actually involves me, which threw me off guard.

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    I call bullshit and suggest you make sure

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    OH GOD THE SUSPENCE

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    movie at your house, if you're not pussy

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    ^

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    But you are pussy so...

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    I know, so that suggestion doesnt help me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    No, it actually involves me, which threw me off guard.
    Gonna break this down for you.

    She wants your penis, in her vagina.

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    Wtf lies, how do those two things even fit. I DONT UNDERSTAND

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    I believe there should be plenty of photo evidence and video tutorials on the internet.

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