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    My balls hurt

    and I just choked on a pill so I cant stop coughing.

    This is what hell is.

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    My Balls hurt my brain a little.

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    This isnt about your weeaboo crap, this is serious business.

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    Did you watch Scotty P. yet?

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    Sadly no I didnt get any early screening opportunities.

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    It goes without saying, but it's damn good. Kind of weird seeing Michael Cera act, though.

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    This thread is now about my balls.
    You know how some of you pubes grow on the underside of your balls? I fucking hate those man, most annoying hairs on my body.
    I didn't dislike them til the first time I shaved my pubes completely off (which I don't recommend, trim... don't shave). But they are so annoying when they grow back in it just feels awful forever after they start to. You can leave them there but then they get even MORE annoying if your balls sweat, which is bound to happen. Or you can shave them off and get temporary relief but then they come back even more annoying than before.
    Also, my balls are too big. It's really annoying sitting down anywhere where I'm not able to have my legs spread open, I squash my nuts and it is just horribly uncomfortable. If my nutsos were just a teensy bit smaller this wouldn't be such a huge deal.

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    Jay, you had me fight the urge to just edit your post. This topic is not about your balls, this is about my balls.

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    can it be about my balls too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Jay, you had me fight the urge to just edit your post. This topic is not about your balls, this is about my balls.
    I think you've already said all you have to say about your nuts.
    I think it is fair that we discuss mine now.

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    I could go on for days.

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    oh, it has to be interesting balls

    im out

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    i bent my wookie

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    lol

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    lol chari's name is Jay

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    It isn't; shut up.

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    Kuya, this is one of many reasons why you are great.

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    SETTLE DOWN, DANZIG
    you canno see my sunglass

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    would you rather have your pills hurt, and be choking on balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    It isn't; shut up.
    no u

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    lol chari's name is Va-Jay-Jay
    teehee ^-^/

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