My balls hurt

[Conrad]

No.

[Charismatic]

Better, but still at least half wrong.

[Kiarax]

Why don't bitches understand if you keep your legs together shit is uncomfortable as hell?

[Kiarax]

Fuck bitches.

[Blarg]

do any of your balls get turned around and start to swell up?

[Kiarax]

Get babies?

No no no that is a terrible idea.

[Kytele]

karma.

[Ryko]

It's likely

[Seanr]

do any of your balls get turned around and start to swell up?

I know it feels like the string things(?) That are attached to the testes get twisted up and it don't swell up but they hurt like a muthafucker

[Colenzo]

I beakered my gonzo nose

[Kuya]

I know it feels like the string things(?) That are attached to the testes get twisted up and it don't swell up but they hurt like a muthafucker

testicular torsion?

[Ryko]

Nah, it feels like your Vas Deferens are really really really tight and painful and that walking feels like you're tugging on that.

[Colenzo]

ME GUSTAAAAAAA

[Kuya]

If by vas deferens you mean the spermatic cord then it's probably testicular torsion, unless there's some other condition that involves those tubes that i'm not aware of

[Seanr]

damn i didnt know there was a name for it

[Kuya]

damn i didnt know there was a name for it

Yes, it can kill your testicles lol

[Colenzo]

dont you guys watch venture bros?

[Blarg]

Yes, it can kill your testicles lol

sometimes I wake up and notice the pain and my one testicles is getting strangled to death and I plead with the torsion to let it go and if it doesn't work I promise to go to church more often and be a good person if it will just stop hurting

[Conrad]

how are your balls feeling today, ryko

[Conrad]

in before pause