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  1. #1
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    I'm single

    Someone come sit on my dick please.

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    Sit on your own dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    Someone come sit on my dick please.
    I thought this thread couldn't get any gayer

    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    Sit on your own dick.
    and then, I was wrong

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    Sitting on your own dick is no gayer than masturbating.

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    Ok it's pretty gay.

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    But at least it's your own dick and not another dude's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    Sit on your own dick.
    Frankly, if his dick was so long that he could sit on it he probably wouldn't be posting desperate shit on BG...

    Just a thought...

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    Not a thought, do get the fuck out.

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    Man I sure feel loved...
    Gonna rephrase my first statement. If he treats every woman he encounters like this no wonder he makes desperate sexual proposals on BG.
    You guys have greatly developed sense of humor. I'm intrigued.

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    C A P S UNLEASH THE FURY
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    Lucienne he's a fucking furry, we don't need any more intricate analyses of why he isn't getting any beyond that.

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Just go to a furry con, im sure theres plenty of gays there.

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    Is moots gay & furry or just furry? I don't follow either crowd often

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    Man I sure feel loved...
    Gonna rephrase my first statement. If he treats every woman he encounters like this no wonder he makes desperate sexual proposals on BG.
    You guys have greatly developed sense of humor. I'm intrigued.
    No one gives a shit about him or you, get the fuck out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajin View Post
    No one gives a shit about him or you, get the fuck out.
    Hmm, I wasn't aware someone actually has to give a shit, but thank you for enlightening me. I'll make a note, because my poor undeveloped female brain most certainly wouldn't be able to remember it long enough. Also if you have any other good advice for me, don't be shy to share it, just remember not to word it too intricately as I might not be able to process it otherwise.

    <3 for the mp btw.

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    Tits and gtfo

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    Take it slow Krye, I think that may be a bit much for her to process.

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    Tits now

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    Dude my cat won't stop meowing maybe she wants to bang moots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xajii View Post
    Is moots gay & furry or just furry? I don't follow either crowd often
    Pretty sure they go hand in hand.

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