I'm single

[Nyx]

Don't mention dick riding right now. Oh how it taunts me so.

[Conrad]

What

[Kyo]

Don't mention dick riding right now. Oh how it taunts me so.

OH BABY

[Kuya]

Say the word dick and she's already grindan

[Kyo]

I'll get my special shorts.

[Nyx]

It's just been one of those weeks. I'm fuckin' frustrated.

[Lucienne]

Wow, that broad is even more annoying than I. Bravo!

Finally an insult I actually had to look up in a dictionary. Thank you.

You enter a bar.
You say "Hello".
Instantly there come at least three or four halfbroken glasses flying your way.
You dogde and stand still waiting.
There comes the mandatory fat dude with a basball bat.
What do you do?

Obviously the sensible thing would be to turn around and run like hell. I've never been especailly good at making sensible decisions.

You guys are quite certainly the most unfriendly bunch I've so far encountered on the internet. The only one with any right to feel insulted by me would be Moots for my questioning the size of his dick, but for one he can actually take a joke.

Did I expect special treatment? I sure as hell didn't expect this. If you want to keep strangers out, get a private chatroom, because honestly, your tactics might work just fine on your 5-year old sister and her friends, but I've passed that age a while back.

/Takes cover

[SephYuyX]

You had to look up one of those words in a dictionary? More fodder.

[Kyo]

Spam is a no friend zone, we're all anti fat bitch haters.

[Lucienne]

You had to look up one of those words in a dictionary? More fodder.

Well, guards off, yes, Didn't know broad could be a noun. Then again I'm not a native speaker.

[Mertron]

i heard women were posting and i came as fast as i could

[Mertron]

and now i need to change my underwear

[Conrad]

Truth is, you're really not getting it -- this is standard procedure for everyone who wanders in here and tries to fit in immediately, and doubly so if they try and insult us for acting this way. Either stop taking it personally and start being funny, or stop posting because you're only going to further encourage our ire. You're not different from every other person who starts posting in spam.

[Mertron]

or, post tits

[Kuya]

If she has good tits she should post them and then we will like her

[Conrad]

No woman who posts in spam has ever posted tits, ever

[Mertron]

it only takes one to buck the trend

[Conrad]

Well bare tits

But there's still Ivve, Sera, & Lin who are at least mid-tier chick spam posters, and then Falisa & KSandra who hang around but are low tier.

[Lucienne]

Truth is, you're really not getting it -- this is standard procedure for everyone who wanders in here and tries to fit in immediately, and doubly so if they try and insult us for acting this way. Either stop taking it personally and start being funny, or stop posting because you're only going to further encourage our ire. You're not different from every other person who starts posting in spam.

Aye, bring out more rotten apples then I guess.

or, post tits

google.com
search "tits"
Good luck

[Kuya]

No, your tits