Failed Tatoos

[Drex]

And why was he dealt such a good hand? Doesn't that kind of contradict the quote?

[Kerberoz]

And who the fuck even plays 5-card draw? Grandmothers?

[Souj]

And why was he dealt such a good hand? Doesn't that kind of contradict the quote?

How exactly does that quote contradict the picture?



obviously the man was dealt a very good hand. He has great parents who are very rich, and he has had no problems in life getting a great job he loves and is married to an incredibly hot/intelligent/terrific girl.
But then he decided to say "fuck this hand", lights it on fire, decides to not practice hygiene on his back for a few months, and get a shitty tattoo.

[Drex]

How exactly does that quote contradict the picture?



obviously the man was dealt a very good hand. He has great parents who are very rich, and he has had no problems in life getting a great job he loves and is married to an incredibly hot/intelligent/terrific girl.
But then he decided to say "fuck this hand", lights it on fire, decides to not practice hygiene on his back for a few months, and get a shitty tattoo.

I yield to your point and present these

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/04/badtattoo.jpg

http://www.typobuddy.com/blog/wp-con...led-tattoo.jpg

http://www.typobuddy.com/blog/wp-con...led-tattoo.jpg

This looks familiar, but even more fail

http://www.typobuddy.com/blog/wp-con..._your_delt.jpg

Its not the cards your delt in life man

[Omniyoji]

lame ass tattoo regardless of spelling error

Beat me to it.

http://www.typobuddy.com/blog/wp-con...led-tattoo.jpg

For some reason, this one is most fail and funniest but not as funny as POPORN!

[antihero]

i worked with a guy that had get rich on his left arm and die tryen on his right, no pictures though ;(

[Meresgi]

http://www.typobuddy.com/blog/wp-con...led-tattoo.jpg

Fuck da skewl systsem!


How the hell do people get ink done like this? Who are they going to and why are they not looking at previous samples of the tattoo artist's work.

[Militant]

This makes me happy that my tat came out basically perfect... I've had the Chinese checked a few times out of paranoia.

Spoiler: show

http://i31.tinypic.com/4uhp5k.jpg

That's my upper/inner left forearm.

[Trichocyst]

My friend has this tattooed on him:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...t/IMG_0137.jpg

[OWS_Tonx]

My friend has this tattooed on him:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...t/IMG_0137.jpg

My dad's old navy friend got two tattoos similar to that on his forearms. One has the angel, the other the devil, got his shit all sleeved up. He fucking hates them now though.

Also, title reminded me of this:
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/a...attoo_fail.jpg

[Tokitoki]

She must have 100 teeth or so.

[antihero]

This makes me happy that my tat came out basically perfect... I've had the Chinese checked a few times out of paranoia.

Spoiler: show

http://i31.tinypic.com/4uhp5k.jpg

That's my upper/inner left forearm.

lol

[Dakota]

My friend has this tattooed on him:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...t/IMG_0137.jpg

Is that Marilyn Manson?

[Ksandra]

This makes me happy that my tat came out basically perfect... I've had the Chinese checked a few times out of paranoia.

Spoiler: show

http://i31.tinypic.com/4uhp5k.jpg

That's my upper/inner left forearm.

all I see is:

http://www.zam.com/Im/Image/138593.jpg

[Sylvrdragon]

Two pages of fail Tattoos on a video game forum and nobody posted this yet?



Talk about fail.

[OWS_Tonx]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/10/oopsie.jpg

one of my favorite failed tattoos

He beat you to it lol, 12th post.

[Tricen]

Or you have poor vision. I would suggest an optometrist.

[OWS_Tonx]

The fail buildup in their eye works as a cataract.

[Sylvrdragon]

He beat you to it lol, 12th post.

; ; I scrolled too fast and it didn't load up for me. I'll just take my fail and leave now...

Edit: To make up for it, here are my friend's non-fail tattoos:



Those are on the backs of his arms. Technically, they ARE a bit fail considering that he didn't have RDM or BLM leveled, but I let it slide.

[Xno Kappa]

A bunch of people I know went to Cancun for this past spring break and one of them ended up getting a tattoo of the kanji character "Power" on his right soldier. Except, it didn't say "Power" at all and it really meant "White Rice" or "Rice Field" or some stupid shit like that. He went back to the guy that gave it to him while they were still there and proceeded to get his ass whooped by some shady characters.

He eventually got it covered up with tribal crap. Moral of the story, don't get a tattoo while you're high as balls in the middle of Mexico of a character writing system you know nothing about.