Marijuana: Chester the Brain Molester

**pogejr** · 2012-04-20 02:15

^Dallas (SMU) Area as well, for me

Celeste · 2012-04-20 02:50

I saw a few classmates of mine from junior high & high school the other day. Been smoking since 6th grade. Totally burned out. Saddened me. I person ally don't like the smell or taste. The high is fun though. '_'

**Sqwunk** · 2012-04-20 08:52

Its unfortunate that people become burnouts, starting smoking in the 6th grade probably didn't help at all.

**Ivaden** · 2012-04-20 08:56

Just reiterating that this:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsall...0/04/xanza.gif

is the best .gif I've ever seen, still, one year later. Thank god I'm only working four hours today.

Blackice · 2012-04-20 12:55

Happy 4/20 bitches, may your day be filled with purple haze and taco bell!

**Tellahh** · 2012-04-20 16:55

Happy 4-20 mofos!! Get Hiiiigh Get HIIIIIIIIIIGH!!~~~

**Sqwunk** · 2012-04-20 22:37

2 blunts consecutively, 2 bowls following, food break, one more blunt. end the night. twas a good day

**Kujatasoze** · 2012-05-11 07:58

This seems like a suitable place for my query!

Going to be trying to get a better job and I'll need to pass a drug test.. I've been clean for exactly two weeks now, and from what I have read (lolwikipedia) it could take as long as 30 days for "chronic" users. I've smoked nearly everyday (give or take the occasional dry spell) for nearly 14 years, about a quarter to half ounce a week of the good shit. I'm pretty sure its going to be a simple urine test then a complete physical 90 days after I'm hired.

Been clean for exactly two weeks now, during that time I've been drinking about 60oz of water a day. Half ass working out and playing lots of disc golf being more active then usual. Basically what I'm wondering is how I can speed up the process, or if I'm good to go by now? Also if I were to toke a bowl right now would that set me back to square one?

p.s. sorry to bump this olde thread, seemed like a better idea then making a new one.

**Botosi** · 2012-05-11 08:16

I was smoking pretty much everyday then took about a 3 week break for a job drug test and passed. I would say 2 weeks is pushing it (for someone smoking everyday), but by the time you hit the 3rd week you should be fine (depends on the job you're applying for, certain jobs look for certain amounts/do hair tests). But yeah if you smoked a bowl it would pretty much put you back to square one so I definitely wouldn't do that.

**Arauge** · 2012-05-11 09:16

It varies greatly from person to person. What's your body type? It gets stored in fat tissue. Particularly for urine tests in the fat deposits in your urinary tract. When I was going through the assessment program following a DUI I was clean for 6 weeks and still showed on the test when they made me take it. Believe it or not, some of the drinks that are out there do work though, I've had great success with them even when I got a surprise test 3 days after my friend's bachelor party.

**Kujatasoze** · 2012-05-11 11:07

I'm about 5'6 and guessing 130lbs, I have a beer belly but that's where 90% of my fat is located.

**Arauge** · 2012-05-11 15:37

Do you know when the test might be? Unless you're willing to hit a shop and pick up a drink I'd recommend not smoking again until you take it. The fact that you've been daily for 14 years warrants a little more caution. I was daily for about 8 years when I bombed after 6 weeks, but I'm a big dude too, about 6 inches taller and almost twice your weight at the time. If you can stomach it, drink some cranberry juice, especially as you get closer to the test, it'll help flush your urinary tract. Just make sure you get your results before you go smoke again, I had a friend quit for 2 months to clean out for a test, and went and got high that night after taking his test, and got called two days later telling him his results came back "inconclusive" and they needed him to take another.

**Neoscrilla** · 2012-05-11 15:57

I used synthetic piss kits to pass my last 4 tests. They by law cannot watch you pee unless its for probation or military, so this has never been an issue. Eases the mind quite a bit, costs 40 bucks, and I didnt have to stop smoking. If you want to be sure, this is the only way. To each their own though.

**Kujatasoze** · 2012-05-12 07:34

Thanks for the responses, I don't plan on applying for this job until I'm clean. From what I have herd from someone who works there is a basic urine test as part of the interview before I would be hired, then after 90 days a complete physical for insurance purposes. I'm not really interested in 'cheating' with a piss bag or those drinks specifically designed to clean or mask the THC. Cranberry juice sounds like a good idea, I have a nearly unlimited free supply of it at my current job.

The test wouldn't be until I actually apply. My plan is to be done at my current job by the end of the month. So I was considering buying a home test or two to have a more of a clue if I'm getting close. Walgreens has a few different ones for around 20 bucks or so. Has anyone had any experience with these?

**Ivaden** · 2012-05-12 09:32

I bought a home test on Amazon, moreso to keep a baseline idea of how long it took for my system to clean out since I'm a pretty big guy and they seemed to work fine. Just look for a test with highest reviews, that's what I did.

**Roranora** · 2012-05-12 12:45

I know you said you don't want to do it, but I'd echo Neo's approach with synthetic urine. Smoke like you smoke; be yourself. Then provide 100% assuredly clean urine. I know the idea makes some uneasy though.

**Neoscrilla** · 2012-05-30 11:57

Yes it is a little scary, the first time i was sweating bullets in there, but everything worked out every time for me!

**Boyiee** · 2012-06-01 05:55

So I skimmed the local paper yesterday and saw that NJ wanted to lower the penalty for possession/usage. Instead of instant jailtime or hefty penalties some consequences would be similar to that of getting a parking ticket. Seems to be pretty cool and a step in the right direction. I don't smoke and haven't since like highschool, but I fully support legalizing it taxing it creating jobs with it etc.

**djzombie** · 2012-06-01 09:13

Originally Posted by Boyiee

So I skimmed the local paper yesterday and saw that NJ wanted to lower the penalty for possession/usage. Instead of instant jailtime or hefty penalties some consequences would be similar to that of getting a parking ticket. Seems to be pretty cool and a step in the right direction. I don't smoke and haven't since like highschool, but I fully support legalizing it taxing it creating jobs with it etc.

I thought NJ was in the process of legalizing medicinal use? what you describe is how NY does it, decriminalization, anything under an ounce is a civil infraction, but if they ask you if you have anything on you and you pull it out instead of making them search you its now in public view and instant misdemeanor, could be felony depending on amount and if you have it separated in different bags

**Boyiee** · 2012-06-01 17:09

Originally Posted by djzombie

I thought NJ was in the process of legalizing medicinal use? what you describe is how NY does it, decriminalization, anything under an ounce is a civil infraction, but if they ask you if you have anything on you and you pull it out instead of making them search you its now in public view and instant misdemeanor, could be felony depending on amount and if you have it separated in different bags

I would think that telling them yes here it is and pulling it out wouldn't be as bad as lying saying "no I don't" to have them search me and find it.

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